The sensational Gustavo's place of poasting

I'm a sorcerer please do not call me a wizard that is very disrespectful '01 kid, he/him

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[snapjaw-scavenger]

odd trinket i found powers my bizarre contraption, my strange tubes, and even my weird artifact. never needs recharging or anything. as an added bonus everywhere i go i taste metal now

[gustavog1100]

Beware a group of jealous stuck ups who call themselves the "international atomic energy agency" who will be coming for your trinket

[jammespotter]

so I went to the counseling center at my school to set up an appointment etc etc and I know they have a therapy dog there and I was like “where’s the dog?” and the receptionist was like ‘oh I’m sorry, she’s in a meeting right now’ and I look over at the other room and there is a fucking dog sitting in a chair at a long table sitting next to all these people in business suits and I felt like I was in a dream

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[aliennachos]

[somnalesoffice]

Buxom peasant women are always grabbling for my hearty tubers

[doggosource]

[lordoftables]

[dancing-thru-clouds]

[cryptotheism]

The Poetic Boymoder vs. Insane Mutant Dog-headed Glaive Warrior

[gustavog1100]

The lesser known sequel to "journey to the east"

[transfemininomenon]

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

[transfemininomenon]

on the sixth day god created white tank top with no bra and he saw that it was good

[rottingfacade]

i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me

[rottingfacade]

[gustavog1100]

Every now and then you'll see a post that's some variation of:

"omg the other day some stranger irl tried to strike a conversation with me on the bus and like, who do they think they are? Intruding into my carefully curated circle of contacts just because we happen to exist in the same place at the same time? Needless to say i shot that idea down POSTHASTE!"

And it makes me a little sad everytime.

[smoke-in-the-winds]

Every time I see some form of “the noble socialist Catholics vs the worldly capitalist Protestants” my eye twitches and I start having visions of Rome burning

[rationalisms]

using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you

i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me

[pomgore]

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

[pomgore]

goat dog

[2020knives]