pat

(he/they) (18) nonbinary jjk fan

[gutsmissingarm]

crash

[campyvillain]

collecting these like marbles

[calamitysong]

penis so loud they hear me pissing

when men high-five they are kissing

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[navybluenestea-deactivated20191]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

[phlying-squirrel]

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

[vampire-spit]

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

[lilzodiac]

And this is why I love Tumblr

[dmzenog]

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

[brownirisandcurls-deactivated20]

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

[sebsticles]

I only see this on pinterest omg….

[alwaystiredheaux]

OMFG

@riverwriter

[joonscupid]

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

[siriusly-fuck-off]

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

[inifitywar]

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

[itsliterallythis]

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

[nabyss]

😂😂😂

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

[benjamminandthemarmalades]

Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

[dazzling-rubabe]

Just thought I’d put my 2 cents in this post, it’s iced tea and not sweet tea. Idk what Americans r smoking 💀

[ithoughtthiswastwitterbutfr]

I’m relatively new to Tumblr but it seems like sort of a big deal that I found this post so I’m gonna reblog

[transtimwrightwithstyle]

Imagine not liking iced tea- actually im gonna go drink some now

[cumbercookiebatchs]

I don’t even know what to say…

[grangerstarkid-deactivated20210]

i drink iced tea every day >:)

[ashdeactivated]

Iced tea is brilliant but hot tea is nice too

[gaymoods]

@dazzling-rubabe

Behold concerned Brit

[world-hostage-situations]

World War Tea Situation

[gay-fae]

This post is a relic

[im-a-sokka-for-you-ooh]

Me seeing this for the 14th time in my 5 years on tumblr and seeing more notes and comments but still reblogging it since it’s literally a World Heritage Post

[poormeowmeowcollector]

You guys didn’t know cold chocolate existed? I grew up with this shit…

[the-haiku-bot]

You guys didn’t know

cold chocolate existed? I

grew up with this shit…

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[grimeclown]

I don’t know what it is about stories where the protagonist faces the existential dread of realizing they’re on the precipice of becoming Something Else and then facing the question of whether or not that change is a bad thing and ending with the acceptance that all things change with time and it is simply that some transformations are more dramatic than others. I just like them a lot. Couldn’t tell you why

[grimeclown]

Haha oh yeah it’s because

[iz-thistle]

Not to steer the conversation but how about stories where the protagonist who found out they’re something that was not within their understanding of “us vs them” worldview that they’ve been taught or realizing they don’t have to choose one extreme over another? Just wonderi-

[grimeclown]

You’re hearts in the right place but why do you make being non-binary sound like an argument for centrism

[mingpicket]

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

[yzghuldar]

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

[nutsacktorturer]

ksvskwbidbwkdbskbsjw

[king-of-the-freeway]

[peelingmandarins]

i LOVE LOVE LOVE it when japanese mangakas add a little hello/introduction segment on the inside of the book dust cover with their tiny mascot doodle and say the most random stuff like “hello thank you for buying this chapter, i’ve been interested in blue fish lately i should go to an aquarium popopopo · · ·”

[gutsmissingarm]

tatsuki fujimoto writing abt food in chainsaw man chapters while writing the most traumatic and unhinged manga

[lesbx]

[gutsmissingarm]

what if coke starlight is this timelines version of nuka-cola quantum

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[pukicho]

I miss villains being purely evil. No complicated sad backstory, no fucked up childhood, they just felt like being an asshole because it’s better than working for Amazon.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[politicalgoatedition]

For people who want to have electric cars replace non electric ones, y’all sure are bitchy about the guy who gives it to you.

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Bitch we want trains

[gutsmissingarm]

i didnt realise id see the take of "you want electric cars AND to not die while driving them? youre unreasonable" on my tl today

[daughter-of-sapph0]

so trans women have an unfair physical advantage at a trivia show, but cis men don't? wow, it's almost as if terfs don't actually see trans women as men, and treat cis men and trans women very differently. otherwise, they'd be screaming and crying for jepordy to be split by gender.

this is also completely ignoring the fact that jepordy is a trivia show, not a sport, and also that they're basically saying that they think trans women are smarter and that makes them better than everyone else.

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[transarsonist]

Terfs really do sometimes just say "trans women are so smart and beautiful and strong and it's not fair to the rest of us so they should be banned from competition"

And not think at All about what they just said

[gutsmissingarm]

just started earthbound, is buzz buzz a bad guy? the way he popped up is mega sus

[neotrances-deactivated]

this anti suicide movie literally saved my life but not in the way they intended it to

[gutsmissingarm]

boutta fail a psych exam lesgo

[mleprae]

im trying to say something funny but im just in awe

[bat-demon]

ops gunna unravel their dna like spaghetti

[lastoneout]

Not a bug/animal but I think we can add this to that post with the pics of people unknowingly holding like tarantula hawks and giant water bugs and that blue ringed octopus...