shane always getting spoken to growing up about how he needs to be making sure he wears clothes around the house bc hes always got just a pair of underwear on and he doesnt fuckingggg want to wear those shorts mom they feel GROSS against his thighs!!!!!!! him always giving annoyed looks to grown ups that dare speak to him about this. shane rolling his eyes after years of hearing the same thing over and over and then one day hes so sick of hearing about how he doesnt even dress normally in his own home that he starts wearing "normal" clothes and hes so fucking overstimulated but whatever if hes home alone he can dress how he wants but he will dress more accordingly to when others are around.
anyways cut to shane being so ufcking comfortable around ilya that he stops wearing clothes around him other than like maybe a pair of his fav underwear at MOST and ilya is broken brained staring at shane like holy fucking shit you just are hiding this all for years and now we live together and you love being naked other than underwear???? HOW DOES HE SURVIVEEEE

















