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[moon-chair]

hr fics // connieverse fics

hr headcanons // connieverse headcanons

hr ficlets

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[smokingrozanov]

Hayden, trying to imitate Cliff & Ilya’s texting style: Hey Shane wanna come over and show me what your butthole looks like? Lol

Ilya, texting back on Shane’s phone: Would u like to learn what ur spleen looks like? Do not text my husband this again

[keasusreevsus]

would you do me the honor of explaining these tumblr memes???

i sorta know some of them but im lost 🙃 tysmmm <3

Okay let's go through a basic summary for all of these one at a time!

Sheggs:

Sheggs originated from this post by @castielchitaqua

This one I think is pretty self-explanatory. Shane lays eggs! That's it! That's the joke! Sometimes he incubates them and they hatch. Other times he's cooking and eating them. But he's always laying eggs

The Vampire Marleau/Jackie Le Fay:

I'm just gonna link @twirlingfreckles masterpost about these two because Cece does a better job at explaining this than I ever could!

Cliff Marleau is an immortal vampire and Jackie Pike (né Le Fay) is a sorceress.

Jeff The Illegal Bathtub Lizard:

Jeff was created by @themoonandmyman Rowan originally posted about it here

She's Ilya's illegal pet lizard that lives in his bath tub. And she's his special little princess.

A whole bunch of posts cropped up talking about her including some fanart @hit-the-showerz

Connie From Admin:

The origins of Connie from admin came from the mind of @loontattoo here

Connie is Connor Storrie's Met Gala look. We basically turned him into a 40 year old woman in a questionable age gap relationship with her coworker Big Hud (Hudson Williams).

This one I know inspired some fanfic @moon-chair and fanart @hollanovshome

Clive Slime:

The origins of Clive Slime comes from this post by @shaneposting

Some variations of this meme follow the original post and claim that it's a rude insult for Hayden Pike. Others take Clive Slime and claim that's what he changed his name to. Some straight up turn Hayden Pike into slime/has the ability to create slime so it basically is a nickname for him.

Whatever the case, Hayden Pike is just sometimes referred to as Clive Slime by the fandom

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And yeah! That's all of them! If you ever wanna explore more of these in-depth, all of these memes have tags you can scroll through. A lot of the ops I've listed tend to keep tags of these posts as well. I also recommend checking out @oknotgood who's really good at archiving fandom memes. I hope this helped even a little bit 😊

[smokingrozanov]

I love the fan invention that Cliff and Ilya get a little gay with it sometimes because it mirrors the popular interpretation that Hayden wants to fuck Shane but will never act on those desires. Like Cliff is calling them ‘brojobs’ & not even thinking twice about his heteroflexible label even when he jerks off to the memory of Ilya’s tongue on his slit meanwhile Hayden is staring at Shane’s lips while he gives his pre-game Captain speech fantasizing about what it would be like to just kiss him just once. And he’s putting himself in the straight shame torture chamber about it

[hollandar]

Heated Rivalry — 1x06 ⤷ COMING OUT (part 2/2)

(sources below)

Deadline — #1 Swooon — #2 Glamour — #3 Hollywood Reporter — #4 Loon Lovers Live — #5 Glamour — #6, #10 Variety — #7 Hollywood Reporter — #8 SiriusXM — #9

some more quotes that didn't fit:

[icefrozenground]

inspired by all the fandom quizzes yesterday, i humbly present which shanimal are you?

figure out which shanimal (shane animal) from heated rivalry tumblr you’re most like!

[writingdose]

thank you ao3 for protecting writers and never allowing censorship to plague your platform. we love and respect you for this

[rozanovshane]

just for fun and includes some of my favourites :)

[shanesmouth]

i just think I JUST THINK i just think shane would want to experience passing out with ilya's dick in his mouth. and waking up to ilya fussing over him and saying he didn't realize and 'sweetheart im so sorry are you okay' but shane can taste that ilya kept using his mouth until he came. and that's my truth

[argillaforma]

sorry but ilya lying about his dick size is so funny to me, him texting shane yeah you're gonna take my nine inches and shane shows up with his own seven inches and can clearly tell that he's bigger than ilya but just being like sure man i'll play pretend with you

[hmmbarkbark]

hollanov getting together later in life <3

[observethewalrus]

someone had me thinking about teasing them throughout their day and now i’m projecting that onto hollanov. shane has a ton of busywork for the foundation that keeps piling up, but it’s the last thing he wants to spend a whole afternoon doing. so ilya decides to motivate him. he’s going to sit under the desk and play with shane’s pussy while he works, if he can get through everything without coming then ilya will do whatever he wants for the rest of the evening. surely the monotony of boring paperwork will be enough of a distraction, shane can manage this right? should be easy!

it’s less than an hour before shane is white-knuckling the table, his dick throbbing between ilya’s lips. it’s taking every last shred of control to stop himself from fucking ilya’s warm mouth. shane can barely read the email that’s been sitting open on his screen for the last ten minutes

[themoonandmyman]

I do maintain that prior to the Tuna Meltdown, Ilya had started moaning ‘Shane’ rather than ‘Hollander’ during his jerk off sessions.

Desperately fucking his fist, fucking his fleshlight and picturing Shane’s pretty little hole tight and hot and wet around him.

Closes his eyes and thrashes against the mattress and whispers in Russian ‘Fuck, Shane’, ‘So beautiful’, ‘perfect hole drives me crazy’

and that’s why Shane’s name slipped out so easily and so unbidden when he came on the couch…

[lavenderprose]

Something that I like to imagine happens in their house on a daily basis is Ilya will be leaning there, shirtless, drinking a smoothie or stabbing at some eggs on a plate and scrolling. And Shane will come in from the home gym or from a run or even from the pool depending on what time of year and what he's working on that day and he'll stop and stand there with his thumbs in his pockets. Staring.

And eventually Ilya notices (He clocked Shane as soon as he came in the room, of course, but he likes to make him wait) and he raises an eyebrow and says, "What?" into the rim of his coffee mug as he takes a sip.

Shane is sweaty and/or wet and one of those things is sliding from his hairline down his jaw. His face is red, not just from exertion or sun, and he eventually unclenches his jaw to say, "Hey."

"Hi." Ilya raises his eyebrow again.

"What are you doing?"

"Eating breakfast," Ilya says, gesturing.

Shane's eyes track up an down. "Over the, um, sink?"

Ilya turns and props his hip against the counter. Shane's eyes retreat immediately to the haven of his iliac crest and stay there. And Ilya smirks.

"Yes," Ilya drawls. "Less to clean up this way."

Shane's eyelids flutter rapidly. "Are you. Um. Still hungry?"

Ilya tilts his head, pretends to consider it, nods.

"For what?"

Ilya reaches out a hand and smacks the counter, one-two-three, a wordless command. Shane hustles over and lifts himself onto it, exactly where Ilya's hand had hit.

"Maybe a little more to clean up is good," Ilya says, somewhere in the area of Shane's thigh. And Shane's knees part so quickly that his thigh sends some egg flying across the counter but Ilya was planing on cleaning up a mess anyway.

[sleepyfortress]

Okay doesn’t technically fit in the timeline since Ilya would be with the Centaurs but I didn’t want to make up my own Centaurs jersey LOL

Sorry for the obnoxious watermark but I saw an A*I scam bot stole my work so now I gotta do this

Based on Weapons for Liberty by JCLeyendecker!

[letthefairyinyoufly]

HEATED RIVALRY ⤷ S1E4 "Rose"

[gurlsrool]

kinda bums me out that every conversation about homophobia in this fandom inevitably devolves into an assumption that Only straight women and gay men like HR. as if queer women and gnc people can’t resonate with a story about how debilitating homophobia is. Like we can address the fetishization of queer men without acting like our lived experiences are so severed that other queer people can’t personally connect to a story like this