I swear, we are infinite

Welcome to the island of misfit toys. Hello, my name is lexi(she/her). This is my humble abode. Please, take seat and make yourself comfortable.

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

avatar the last airbender is just zuko dunking on experienced masters way older than him and then turning around and getting owned by a 12 year old

[obi-quiet-deactivated20170627]

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

[therenaissanceratchet]

or homelessness

[fonzworthcutlass]

two kinds of people.

[primesinister]

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

[happybirthdaykiddo]

* three kinds of people.

[fandomsdevouredmysoul]

[punished-lincolnshire-poacher]

HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

[jessica-the-tank-deactivated202]

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

[ninja-pyro]

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”

[uppityamy]

I haven’t seen a supernatural reaction pic exchange since the dark ages

[ninjathrowingstork]

This post has the same energy as 2012 Tumblr, and while it brings back ancient, strange memories, it also feels reassuring that some things will never change.

[zennistrad]

Good god, what year is it?

[simonalkenmayer]

April

[realitytvgifs]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[schrodingers-anarchist]

Villain: Dude, what about Frank?!

Hero: … who?

Villain: Frank! Franklin Jones! Wears my henchmen’s uniform, had the key to my door, GOT MURDERED BY SOME ASSHOLE TWO WEEKS BEFORE HIS KID’S BALLET RECITAL?!

Hero: … you know your henchmen’s names?

Villlain: OF COURSE I DO! I SEE THESE PEOPLE EVERY DAY! THEY’RE MY FRIENDS! What, you thought I just went to the fucking minion store and bought three hundred assistants?! People don’t work for evil overlords unless they really like the evil overlord!

Hero: Well, I mean, I though henchmen were just kinda… there?

Villain: … you thought Frank. Whom I entrusted with the key to my personal chamber. Who I named the godfather of my children. Was just. There.

Hero: YOU HAVE KIDS?!

Villain: HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THAT?! WE’VE BEEEN NEMESI FOR DECADES!

Hero: WHY WOULD I KNOW THAT? YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE I WANT DEAD!

Villain: HOW AM I THE VILLAIN HERE?!

[noctumsolis]

[aborddelimpala]

Happy Easter 🐰

Bonus :p

[valtsv]

i kind of wish i lived in a world where the gods of greek mythology did exist because a system where i could earn favors and avoid being smited for my hubris by simply being too entertaining to be allowed to die is one in which i would thrive

[valtsv]

hades: okay, look, i’ve given it as long as i could, but their time’s up. they have to go.

the other gods: no no no dude you don’t understand. this is the funniest shit i’ve seen in eons. you can’t just kill our court jester bro.

[valtsv]

poseidon: that little punk made me look like an idiot in front of EVERYONE with their antics! they need to be taught a lesson! NOBODY makes fun of me!

hermes: yeah but it was funny as hell… come on man don’t be a bad sport about it… besides if you kill them you’ll feel better now but you’ll soon start to miss the fun of watching them continue to defy all odds and expectations by proving themselves to be even stupider than we ever thought possible

poseidon: *sadly lowers trident*

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

a collection of covid tweets, part 5

(the tweet collection series)

[ruinedchildhood]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

corrective action

[nutheadgee-deactivated20190314]

Legends only blog

[audible-smiles]

passover and easter gonna have some weird vibes this year, y’all

[soul-hammered]

Me, smearing lamb’s blood on my door to ward off plague: oh wait there’s a holiday happening?

[planticulture]

Why do I have to work at a grocery store 😩🤕

[planticulture]

They cut operation hours, and it just keeps getting weirder and weirder… and people keep touching my hand when they give me money 😭

[planticulture]

Some lady made me put all of her items back in her cart when she saw that I wasn’t wearing gloves…and then she went to the person behind me…and the thing is that I would be wearing gloves to protect myself from her!! Also my workplace doesn’t provide it’s employees with gloves during this situation, and I’d have to buy my own and wear them which I would if we had any to even buy lol. And my coworkers who were wearing gloves only had them because one cashier shared the rest of the gloves she brought.. Also, I had already touched her shit???

[planticulture]

Also we have these?? It has gone too far…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

imagine reading this post 3 weeks ago with no context 

[fierysins]

Context hasn’t made it any less wild to be honest

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

[brvvnsuga]

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[solosprincess]

Not to get emo on main but you ever think about how the troop sang about their dreams of finding “a girl worth fighting for”, and they think their girl worth fighting for is one of romance, but the song abruptly comes to a halt when they find a different girl worth fighting for.

A tiny girl that had been killed at the hands of the Huns. A child too weak, too small to have any chance of withstanding the murderous invaders. That is their girl worth fighting for.

[xxstar-bluesxx]

This is fucking horrific

[gay-jesus-probably]

It’s also worth noting that ‘A Girl Worth Fighting For’ is the last song in the movie. Up until here, it’s a fun movie, and the imminent invasion feels like it’s just there to keep the plot moving, and to provide a little bit of drama to spice things up. None of the soldier’s are quite taking this seriously yet; sure, Mulan wanted to save her father from the draft, and on some level she was aware that he would die if he went to war, but beyond that she’s interested in not being caught, and not shaming her family. Her motives are good, but they’re entirely self centered. All the other soldiers are more or less in the same boat - they want to get tougher, they want to impress girls, they want to be cool soldiers. Shang’s easily the most serious of the bunch at first, and even then it’s just because training bad soldiers will reflect poorly on him, and important people are paying attention.

The abrupt ending of ‘A Girl Worth Fighting For’ is the wake up call. The soldiers and the audience get slapped in the face with the realization of what’s really at stake here. China is being invaded. Villages are burning, civilians are dying, and this isn’t going to stop until the country is conquered or the invaders are defeated. This is not a fun musical, this is a major crisis.

Mulan is such a good movie for so many reasons, but the abrupt tone shift is such a major reason why. It’s an excellent commentary on the reality of war, and it being a kids movie just meant they had to make their point without showing any actual gore, which I’d honestly say makes it that much more poignant.

[taraljc]

That moment, when they come over the rise and see the razed village is one of the best scenes in film. Period. Somehow, instead of giving me tonal whiplash, it took my breath away, and that’s one fuck of a balancing act.

[misterclaremontdiaz]

g o d i love this show so much

[arandomthot]

I feel attacked

[twitblr]

Rediscover hobbies

[glitterspanked]

NOT LIKE THIS

[adeles]

So once I sort of started looking at it like that, I was quite happy.