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the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl don’t know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution
not to mention those little gay bitches !!!
This is how I decided to come out as non binary btw
Quitting gender like quitting a bad customer service job
handing in your notice at the cis factory
i am so violently sick of advertising. its everywhere it creeps into every inch of reality that it physically can theres no escape from how invasive it is. cant even rickroll people anymore because theyll just get a 30 second advert for car insurance
scanning through my radio presets nothing but ad jingles trying to drive my mother to the airport multiple mcdonalds billboards in a row can't send my friend adfree youtube apk bc google forced it to be taken down can't move an inch without seeing a brand logo can't exist without being advertised to
*makes another silly little poster*
might be an outlier here but when i smell my neighbors smoking weed i just smile and nod its like adjacent to hearing christmas carolers for me… good tidings and joy unto you brother
gendered bathrooms are so fucking stupid.
there are two bathrooms at the starbucks i frequent. one women’s one men’s. and i just watched a lady wait outside the occupied women’s for 15 minutes before giving up and leaving rather than just using the unoccupied men’s.
before you ask if i’d be okay with a man going into the women’s were the roles reversed: yes. of course. it’s a single bathroom. it’s not like anyone is going to run into anybody while in the bathroom. it’s one door that leads to a toilet, sink, and changing table (both bathrooms have the changing table– a win for dads everywhere.)
the only thing that separates them is the dumbass sign on one that says women’s and the other dumbass sign that says men’s.
and you bet your ass that if i need to go, and one of them is occupied, i go use the other. it shouldn’t be a big deal.
would getting rid of gendered bathrooms fix all of trans problems everywhere? no probably not. but if they aren’t designated for one set of people vs another set of people then you can’t really stop a butch or trans woman from going into the “women’s” bc she looks masculine, bc there isn’t a women’s.
there’s just the goddamn bathroom.
California actually made a law against single occupancy gendered bathrooms. If it only can hold one person? Guess what, that’s a gender neutral bathroom now.
It seems a very sensible law! Most places now just have two bathrooms, and they’re both labeled gender neutral.
Although it occasionally leads to some weirdness as it’s retrofitted into buildings built before the law: some places had a women’s bathroom with two stalls, but the men’s had a stall and a urinal. That is considered a “single occupancy” bathroom under the new law, so at least one restaurant I know with that setup has now labeled their restrooms “WOMEN” and “GENDER NEUTRAL” (the two genders)
the only bathroom genders that matter are solo, co-op, or pvp
im literally canadian . Lord forgive me but im back on my bootydiaries bs
What the hell did I just read with some of that? Jesus I'm gonna have a stroke from the stupidity.
i may be stupid but at least i have arthritis
good news! your stomach is super dumb! it can’t tell who chewed your food, and if you shove three cups of Qdoba salsa down your throat all your guts are going to see is a boatload of potassium and vitamin A/C!
also this isn’t even some lifehack to trick your brain this is literally how food works, diet/ED and clean-eating culture has fucked us all up and made us believe that fruits and veggies only count if they’re pure, unadulterated & bland, and that by having them with “”“unhealthy”“” things like cheese and salt and bread (or even by blending them together to make them tasty) you’re negating every positive health effect they have - this is bullshit!!! salsa and guac are fruit and veg, and having well-seasoned extremely nutrition-filled veggie-bombs alongside other necessary parts of our diet like dairy fats and carbohydrates is how food is Supposed To Work!!!
I said the above like six years ago and I still get people fuming about it. I said there’s nutrition in everything and they cannot fucking stand that idea because their entire lifestyle is based on shunning things that taste good and feeling smug about it. Hate to say most of you health bozos out there did nothing but torture yourself for nothing.
Every few weeks someone will complain abt a trend that's entirely avoidable if u just never made a tiktok account and I always think like, you deserve to see it. You deserve to be tricked into reading a terrible book and listening to a shit song and making a fail recipe and getting scammed by a fast fashion website. That was the path you willingly stepped on when you decided to listen to a clout addicted 18yo with an iPhone
sounds like you’re just old and bitter
Before I block u let the records show that we are the same age
okay yes tiktok is bad we should all delete it but this is giving “oh you hate capitalism but you have an iPhone??” holier than thou ass
Your mom's giving me hole and ass
being in your early twenties is like [grocery shopping alone] [having instant noodles for dinner] [remembering random details about that one friend you haven't spoken to in five years] [feeling overwhelming guilt for every purchase that isn't strictly "necessary"] [having midday naps] [finding out through facebook that the girl who was mean to you in high school has a husband and a baby] [falling a little in love with every stranger on public transport] [pretending you're not afraid of being alone] [wondering when you'll feel like a fully realized person] [listening to bands you liked in middle school] [blinking and it's suddenly december] [failing to imagine yourself ten years from now] [feeling like you're running out of time]
God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.
So I was thinking about Evil Women, as one does, and I think I've cracked the code. There's a taxonomy here, and they all fit into it somewhere.
I present to you: The Axis of Female Murderers:
To demonstrate:
it's kind of nuts how many people on here say they are critical of America, but retain these impossibly strong American puritanical values.
I've talked to so many liberals who were horrified by the idea of communal baths and freak out when I talk about going to Korean bath houses or a nudist hot springs in Colorado where gasp, children can see naked bodies of all genders. Like, you are the weirdos if you think grandma's tits are an issue, that's you problem my American friends.
Nudity is not inherently sexual and sexual things are not inherently bad. In fact, seeing a bunch of naked old people growing up probably helped me resist the ubiquitous problem of body issues as a teenage girl. If you see enough saggy ass you realize we're all headed to the same place and secondarily, if you watch them playing naked volleyball you are also no longer afraid to die.
pls love yourself and stop pre-ordering aaa games
this is a joke but people in the notes are missing the point, so id like to try to explain something… I’m in the games industry, i know a lot of people who worked/work in triple a company positions.
preordering a game does *not* say “i trust this dev and they deserve my money to use to make the game that much better”
what it says is “hey boardroom, i will throw money at anything with this logo, even before i know what the game is like”
that boardroom sees that trend. they see theyve made their money back within 2 months of the game being announced… so the next time a lead comes to them and says “we would like to make this game, heres a budget and a timeline” the execs say “well last time we gave you 100 bucks and a full month, but your fans dont really /care/ what game you make, as long as it has our brand. so heres 75 bucks and 3 weeks. make it marketable”
this means more “pre-order exclusives” like cosmetics or different art, filler stuff that a side team can pump out in hours. every store, every platform will have their own version.
pre-orders do nothing but incentivise the shitty money-sponge practices we all hate in games. the point of a pre-order used to be to ensure you got your physical copy, but with most games being digital license anyway, that worry is unrealistic.
However when you wait for reviews, what you show that boardroom is “what we put out actually matters. if we make a shit game, we get shit sales. when we only give a team 2 weeks and a fiver we get shit reviews.”
so… love yourself, stop pre-ordering triple a games.
It definitely wasn’t a joke and this is a very good addition to my post, thank you!! You explained really well what I didn’t feel like doing with my one sentence post 🙏
Talk about getting two birds stoned at once lol
