Awful. Just Awful.

This is my laugh rule blog. If it's reblogged here, I made an audible noise acknowledging it.

[kaelio]

[dollfat]

[piesa2]

[sliversoakley4]

[mala-taste]

My fave Tumblr bio ever I think

[minmos]

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

[minmos]

ITWONT LET ME CHANGE IT

[somacruz]

Best thing I ever saw

[somacruz]

An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye

[snarp]

What is the best queer media?

Pluribus

Dwarf Fortress

/r/LegalAdvice

Homestuck

Voting ended onFeb 27

[joeyclaire]

[itsfortheplants]

The Drama (2026)

[kushblazer666]

[calebwittebane]

person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning

google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!

[dogpuppy]

When I was a kid my uncle gave me his old macbook to use for school he shipped it to us and when it arrived I opened it and it smelled like uncle. It had this uncle aura for weeks. I have 7 uncles and they all smell like the inside of a DVD case

[grosezero]

[evilsanlang]

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

[evilsanlang]

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[anony-phangirl]

It happened

[integer-disarray]

I WAS LOOKING FOR A TUMBLR POST WTF IS THIS LMAO

[toddsolondz]

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[falconratesbirds]

14/10 doing his best

[datasoong47]

@the-black-dragons-den

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's also a reason it's not called an "abdomenburster" but one issue at a time

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's like when headlines refer to a famous woman via her husband. that's not "Predator's wife" she's got her own franchise!!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

tags from the crew of the Nostromo