Tumblr Addiction: The Squeakquel

I’m back bitches

[heritageposts]

we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don't even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i'm opening fire

[pitbolshevik]

bored border collie: im going to perform psychological experiments on every human member of my household

bored pit bull: i bet i could eat a rock if i tried hard enough

[silicon65]

Killing Myself Acrylic

[nepofledgling]

I don’t even know how to explain how much this post means to me I straight up cried laughing the first time I saw it and it still makes me laugh every time I see it. it’s been months

[hideokojima]

are people allowed to say kys here

[greatlordfluffernutter]

We're allowed to say faggot don't worry about it

[hideokojima]

[halfbakedpossum]

I thought y’all were being dramatic about the bots holy fuck

[aturnoftheearth]

literally 10 years since 2012. what’s next? 10 years since 2013?

[aturnoftheearth]

[chumbie]

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

[tooquirkytolose]

Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business

[thedepressionoftrees]

Or just mock the edition. That usually works

[mitzo]

oR jUsT mOcK tHE eDiTiON. tHaT uSuAlLy WoRkS

[thedepressionoftrees]

[hattersarts]

cermit.

[thesevenumbrellas]

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

[theunfairfolk]

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

[chassdraws]

Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act

[praziluk]

theyre called broad shoulders because theyre for women

[thejohncarver]

Four horsemen

[doubleca5t]

[chikkou]

[glazecake]

[forbiddencronch]

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

[gaystation-4]

[soupcowboy]

[toshio]

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Bein’ a vampire is actually way less sexy when you consider you must now live a life without garlic knots

[xemeterydr]

I’m lactose intolerant but I still eat ice cream. I’m no pussy and neither are vampires

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

your so smart

[xemeterydr]

Dude that was over 2 1/2 years ago why are you just now responding

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Are you mad at me