may your heart be your guiding key

[moocar0n]

A sad girl's pleas

Live only for a breath and then they fade

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Thanks to aarontheory for sending in these death stairs. I have never seen alternating treads used in a spiral staircase. This is crazy.

[orteil42]

i love reading gacha game reviews like yeah the devs are super generous with the currency they just made up

[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[search-queery]

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

[becherdireinen]

what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.

[shadandrews]

Besties........ :)

[chey-fey-ma]

@warrior-of-fight-or-flight

[hyenaehyenae]

Duuuuuude its so cool how you made ur car go 2 mph faster and sound like it was taking a shit... I bet it was pretty expensive, to make your car sound like it was poopshitting and farting whenever you accelerate slightly. Thats so cool.

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[dynt]

That's where this guy sits

[mellifexfarm]

kissing

[sacred-portal]

[angelbabyspice]

line his shit up

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[bedupolker]

I loooooove getting rejected. People should reject more. It's the "maybes" and ghosting that's just like too much. A firm but polite "no" is infinitely more respectful of everyone's time and feelings. Can we just do that?

[bedupolker]

You guys know this is a pretty normal human want and not a special accomdation to be saved for people with autism right?

[mrsterlingeverything]

Baby shoes for sale theylook gay

[gokusclit]

Take my hand Let’s lower the birth rate together

[captainragtag]

if you're calling a recipe a "one pot" recipe, I better not find in there that you want me to remove something from the pot and put it aside. you think I'm letting that slide on a technicality? know your audience

[achillesinhighheels]