may your heart be your guiding key

[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

[nueuhell]

Instead of printing out images I like from the internet, I just redraw them on sticky notes and put them in my physical journal.

[greelin]

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart

[jisuto]

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[soup-mother]

Under communism, Tuxedo Cats will be renamed to Elegant Gothic Lolita Dress Cats.

[d4ggerfish]

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[hairspraywhore]

>no idea what a tumblr accent even is

>”oozes off of me like a thick miasma”

[psych-is-the-name]

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

[returnsandreturns]

i HAVE to stop looking at shelter cats until i'm moved but BUNNY

[returnsandreturns]

bunny is still there and apparently hasn't been adopted because she's very skittish and shy but so AM I

i assume they don't put cats on layaway but i might go this weekend to see if i can say hi, at least. and then bring her home on, like, june 5th when i'm all moved and settled if she's still there.

[returnsandreturns]

bunny 1.5 years and a few pounds later

[i-say-ok]

OK! ♥️

[moocar0n]

A sad girl's pleas

Live only for a breath and then they fade

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Thanks to aarontheory for sending in these death stairs. I have never seen alternating treads used in a spiral staircase. This is crazy.

[orteil42]

i love reading gacha game reviews like yeah the devs are super generous with the currency they just made up

[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[search-queery]

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

[becherdireinen]

what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.

[shadandrews]

Besties........ :)

[chey-fey-ma]

@warrior-of-fight-or-flight

[hyenaehyenae]

Duuuuuude its so cool how you made ur car go 2 mph faster and sound like it was taking a shit... I bet it was pretty expensive, to make your car sound like it was poopshitting and farting whenever you accelerate slightly. Thats so cool.

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]