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he/him

[steadynightruins]

Louis have you read this book? so much of it seems familiar mon cher

[dumpsterpizza]

I don't want to write a video essay but someone needs to talk about how the scene in Pushing Daisies that establishes Ned's backstory perfectly illustrates- through tonally dissonant cinematography and subject matter- The very real and sobering truth that terrible things happen on beautiful, seemingly average and normal days.

[seabeck]

Mossy stump

[zillanovikov]

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

[sharksdancing]

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

[aristocrating]

its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.

[nudityandnerdery]

[itreallyatemyhand]

[weekiexpo]

assad described his season with one word - hunger

[theburneddowndairyqueen-deactiv]

the very rare phenomenon of a volcano producing vapor rings/volcanic vortex rings. Mount Etna today (April 5, 2024) by Boris Behncke

[adamic--sheep]

they really struck fucking gold with all castings of Daniel Molloy like. Eric Bogosian is a pretty famous witty playwright who's been pretty open about his ventures in. uhm. let's say activities one would find at "The Anvil" in 1979. as well as talking VERY publicly about his eagerness to Fuck These Vampires and Luke Brandon Field deadass said that his inspo for Daniel Molloy was Jonathan Harker and his favorite vampire is Bella Swan. We are living in a dreamland and I hope whoever made these choices gets their dick blood sucked real good

[koiagain]

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

[cupidsncheerios]

every new episode of tvl makes me increasingly convinced that the show's happily ever after ending is gonna be when fareed figures out how to medicate vampires. like threats to the vampkind will still exist when akasha's defeated but everybody would be 1000000% safer if we could put armand on some antidepressants, louis on antidepressants and antipsychotics, and lestat on antidepressants antipsychotics mood stabilizers and birth control

[junetheraccoon]

do you guys also ruin every good thing in your life or is that just me

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know on the rare occasion that I do get a job interview the person interviewing me usually tells me that I interviewed really well in comparison to other people they’ve interviewed and that they like my answers to interview questions and yet they never hire me so tbh I’m starting to wonder what these people are looking for exactly

[princessbabypeach]

Ummm, yall do know that our close personal friends Lestat, Louis, Armand, Daniel, and Claudia live in the vampire show, and their actions and traumas have no legitimate impact on our society? ...right?

[stuckinapril]

Absolutely no one and nothing needs an IMMEDIATE response unless it’s an emergency or a work related situation (focus modes exist that allow only certain notifications to go through for this purpose)

Getting to a text or notification in 15 minutes versus 2 hours changes absolutely nothing about the outcome of a situation

You forget 80% of what you scrolled through at the end of the day

There’s absolutely no image on Pinterest, no post on Tumblr, no story on Instagram that could be as novel as reading a book you’ve never read and the dopamine release from finishing it and soaking it in

it can literally wait. It’s not the end of the world. Your brain will make it seem that way but it’s not

Phones are built like slot machines (same exact mechanism) so don’t be too hard on yourself

But also consider how much progress you’d make in your goals if you siphoned some of that screen time into whatever goals you’ve had forever

you don’t need to live a no phone lifestyle, it’s about portions

it will feel so fulfilling when it’s under moderation

[theecarnivorouslamb]

assad for wonderland magazine

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me