Hamilton

Hamilton trash posts and texts posts and more. Enjoy!

[stormingwinter]

History has its eyes on you

And you done fucked up Britain

[hamiltonburrlafayette]

Aaron Burr: What's your name, man?

Alexander Hamilton: My name is Elder Price, and I would like to share with you the most amazing book.

Everyone in the theater: WRONG PLAY LIN

[hamiltonburrlafayette]

Things That The Hamilton Characters Don't Like

Aaron Burr: Talking too much and not smiling enough

Thomas Jefferson: People who hate on France, Alexander Hamilton

James Madison: When people tell him to take his medicine.

Angelica Schuyler: Sexism, when people mistreat her sister

Eliza Schuyler: When someone cheats on her.

Lafayette: When people hate on America.

HERCULES MULLIGAN: Corsets, when people don't wrITE IN ALL CAPS

John Laurens: Charles Lee

Alexander Hamilton: Literally everyone and everything in the government.

Phillip Hamilton: George Eacker

Peggy Schuyler: And

Maria Reynolds: Husbands who beat, cheat, mistreat, or do her wrong

George Washington: When people don't let him call them son

King George III: People who leave him for other countries, John Adams

[somethingincrediblyright]

My life changed over thanksgiving weekend, and I am talking to you right now from my terrace where I am watching our new puppy. (x)

This (Lin’s last) sad sad conversation was filmed the week Tobillo decided to adopt Lin and Vanessa! This is absolutely adorable, I love seeing Lin with Tobi and talking about Vanessa *heart eyes*. (I know I’m trash. Shh!!!)

Bonus: My favorite comment for this vid!

[linmanuel]

Ohhhhh look at baby Tobillo

[bwuhbwuhbwuhbwuhbwuh]

Listen it had to be done @linmanuel (inspired by the ham + text post series)

[hamiltonburrlafayette]

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Iconic.

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"That depends, who's asking?"

[hamiltonburrlafayette]

Maria: Hey, you're cute can you help me?

Alexander: Yeah sur- *squints* aren't you Peggy??

Maria: Uh n-no I'm *reads smudged writing on hand* Mary uh ram mold

[hamiltonburrlafayette]

Hamilton in a nutshell

[hamiltonmemes]

this is the bouncy lin it only appears once in every 600 memes reblog in 10 seconds for 5 years of good luck and 15 years of bounciness

[hamiltonburrlafayette]

George Washington: I have no favorite Secretary, I love both Alexander Hamilton and *reads smudged handwriting on hand* Tom ass Jeff's son

[hamiltonburrlafayette]

Eliza and Angelica: We love each other and our sister *looks at smudged handwriting on hand* Pegleg

[hamiltonburrlafayette]

Hamilton Trash's First Word

Baby: I

Parent: Omg!!

Baby: I-i

Parent: Guys, take out the camera!

Baby: IM TAKING THIS HORSE BY THE REINS MAKIN' THE REDCOATS REDDER WITH BLOOD STAINS *lafayette* AND IM NEVER GOING TO STOP UNTIL I MAKE THEM DROP AND BURN 'EM UP AND SCATTER THEIR REMAINS

[hamiltonburrlafayette]

Like if you think Lin-Manuel Miranda is a treasure that has to be protected at all costs

Reblog if you think Lin is a cinnamon roll that has to be protected at all costs

[hamiltonburrlafayette]

Listening to Hamilton on shuffle is so weird you can go from "Who lives, who dies, who tells your story...AFTER THE WAR I CAME BACK TO NEW YORK"

[hamiltonburrlafayette]

Hamiltrash Shopping:

Cashier: Ok, that will be $10 please

Me: *Looks at $10 bill and starts sweating from nervousness* Um, I ha-have to go, bye *Runs out of store frantically and leaves stuff there*

[hamiltonburrlafayette]

How to sing Guns and Ships: LAFAYETTE shahfnehaiqkwhdj LAFAYETTE shahbdmwkropoqkajd HAMILTON pwpwjdtmtmtm