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Okay, Cas was raised super religious but when he got out, he got the Dean tattoo (they were/are dating) and he's FWB with Meg (they do love each other) and anyways alt bisexual Megstiel that is all thanks, featuring close-ups on some of the tattoos bc they took forever to draw
Fic authors deserve more credit.
Story time: I started a book about 23 hours ago and just finished it. Also in that time I slept for 10 hours, spent time with family, was at work, etc. Anyway, I enjoyed the book (Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda). But it felt like it flew by, so after I finished I looked up the word count because what are pages? Pages are meaningless. I only function in word counts anymore.
The estimate I found was 58,580. My immediate reaction was “oh, that’s why. That’s nothing!” But what a shitty response. Because no. That’s not nothing. That’s a whole. Damn. Book. An entire novel! And Fic authors regularly bust out 30k, 50k, 100k, 150k words. AND THEY DO IT FOR FREE. WHILE WORKING AND LIVING THEIR LIVES.
So anyway, thank your favorite fic author today because they deserve it. Because they’re amazing. They’re the MVPs.
Some rough word count equivalencies for you, via famous novels, just to give you an idea of what OP is saying:
30k fic = Animal Farm by George Orwell
50k fic = The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
75k fic = Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger
100k fic = To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
150k fic = The Two Towers by JRR Tolkien
200k fic = Moby Dick by Herman Melville
250k fic = Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by JK Rowling
300k fic = A Feast for Crows by George RR Martin
350k fic = Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry
400k fic = Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell
I WROTE SOMETHING AS LONG AS MOBY DICK AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW
I can’t believe I’ve surpassed Animal Farm.
Holy shit.
This is awesome. With that said, huge appreciation also to fic writers who write shorter fics - 10k, 5k, 1k, 500 words. Because yeah, huge long fics get a lot of love, and a lot of labour goes into them, but the same is true for tiny fics as well. Not everyone is banging out huge great novels, but little ficlets are fantastic and still bring readers a ton of joy.
So if you’re feeling a bit downcast because you can’t write that 50 chapter epic or your latest WIP is “only” 2k and it still took you ages - that’s amazing. Seriously. Not everyone is naturally wordy or prolific. And you can say a ton with just a few hundred or thousand words.
Props to short fic creators - you guys are awesome.
The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe = 38k fic
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory = 30k fic
Of Mice and Men = 30k fic
Breakfast At Tiffany’s = 24k fic
For those writers who discredit themselves because they feel they aren’t writing the novels that others might, you’re still writing a novella, my dears. You’re still putting time, effort, and passion into something. Well done.
(honestly shout out to all fuckin fic writers. You didn’t have to give us shit and still y'all out here living ya best life and doin something you love. Bravo.)
in conclusion: all you fic writers are amazing and deserve more love
The most amazing, disturbing, heartrending, worldview-shaking story I have ever read (There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury): three pages long. It can be read in fifteen minutes.
I can’t find a word count online. But DuckDuckGo tells me that in English, you get an average of 500 words per page.
So it’s about 1500 words, give or take. I cry every fucking time I read it, and I have read it many times.
Novels and novellas and fanfics of that length are great. But if you’re the shorter type—
—know that part of my heart stands forever on an empty hill in a fictitious city in California in the year 2026, crying for a fictitious child who never caught a ball, and it has been crying on that hill for over twenty years.
Your few words have more impact than you know.
Another other notably famous short story is The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe, which is 2165 words and was, put simply, an exploration of guilt.
If you’re a fanfic writer, how many fics do you have that are longer than that? If you’re a reader, how many 2K fics can you read in a day? In a week? How many, for either case, are simple yet eloquent character studies? Examinations or ruminations on a particular facet of a character or story?
The only difference between fanfic and traditionally published works is the number of steps and people involved between the initial writing and ultimate sharing of the work.
who fell first / fell harder but it's sam falls first and dean falls harder specifically because dean just keeps pushing the goal post of what he considers just being sam's big brother vs being in love with sammy until he does not care anymore and let's it all get tangled and fucked up vs sam who's first real memory is being a very small child waking up from a nap in dean's protective embrace and the first thing he comprehended was dean's pretty eyes and the soft cooing way dean talked to him and sam has known since then he has and would forever love love dean, even if he wasn't supposed to.
I truly believe this is exactly how it happened
Everyone please rise for the national anthem.
I’ll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words “crucifix nail nipples” into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way.
I require context. Because this is a very interesting start of a story, and now I need the rest of it. Could I get a link, or a summary, or something? Pretty please?
All right buckle the fuck up kids, it’s the year 2012 and I’ve just been handed what should be an easy editing gig by my senior editor. It’s a vampire erotica story because one of the final Twilight movies is about to come out, and everything is vampires. Everything. I haven’t edited a single thing in months which isn’t about vampires. I am ready, I can do this. So I open the file and notice there’s a typo in the title, which really should have been my first inkling that something horrendous was about to go down, but you see I’m not quite dead inside yet so I carry on, bushy tailed and bright eyed with my faith in humanity intact. It’ll be dead by page 24, but I don’t know that yet. I’m just editing one more vampire boner fest.
The MC is a girl who we’ll call Sue. Sue is a Good Girl™, Sue is Not Like Other Girls™, she is pale and awkward and a virgin and has somehow managed to find herself a Bad Boy™ for a boyfriend. We’ll call him Dickhead.
Now Dickhead as previously stated is a bit of dick, he tries to pressure Sue into sex because he knows she is The One™ but he loves her really so it’s okay. Except it’s not okay because Sue is a Good Girl™ and holding out till marriage which he’s fine with except he’s got such a bad case of blue balls that one night walking home an attractive stranger lures him into an alley with the words “hey stud” and he follows, dick out before she’s even finished her sentence. Well turns out that was a mistake for Dickhead because she’s a vampire, but not just any vampire, a Dick Biting Vampire. So what started out as a skeevy blow job behind a club that he’ll feel bad about in the morning, turns into him being bitten on the dick and drained of his life essence and left for dead. Except DBV fucked up and now he’s a vampire. Are you still with me? Good, cause it’s about to get weirder.
Realizing he is now an abomination, Dickhead flees, becoming a creature of the night and feeding on animals rather than humans to repent for being such an asshole in life. Sue meanwhile is heartbroken, but carries on valiantly with her life and goes to bed each night crying for the loss of her One True Love™ who she would do anything to bring back. Well guess what Sue, Dickhead never really left you! He’s been “instinctively protecting her from rapists” by hiding out on her roof and fighting hobos who try to get to her open window via the fire escape for months now. Because that’s not fucking terrifying at all.
Upon learning of his predicament and how it happened, Sue can do nothing but blame herself. Oh if only she’d let him touch her secret places, then perhaps all of this could be avoided! Meanwhile Dickhead is having another dilemma of his own, realizing too late that his vampire powers have given him super senses and now he can smell her blood and he can’t decide whether he wants to get with her or eat her. And I don’t mean in the French sense. But he is strong! And over comes his base manly vampire instincts and neither rapes not kills her. Hurrah! And this is so romantic that Sue gives it up, but not before she launches into a theory about how in all fairy tales, True Love saves the day, so maybe her magical pure vagina that has never been touched by anyone, not even her, can bring him back to life. So Dickhead being a dickhead agrees and rips her clothes off, but not before he takes one last moment to marvel at the beauty of her purity, because he will never again look on her again and know she is Pure.
If you’ve only vomited once by now, I applaud your resolve.
So they hop on the good foot and do the nasty, except she is literally so pure in spirit, her flesh burns his. And I quote you from memory because these words are burned into my soul: “her breasts bit into his hands, like crucifix nail nipples tearing at his flesh, but he did not care because he loved her so and couldn’t stop”
This phrase haunts me. I dread that it will be the last thing I think about on my death bed and my last words will literally be “god fucking dammit” as I die, carrying that mental image with me into the afterlife. My own solace is in knowing that I inflicted it on other people too, like @ahzuri who is somehow still with me after all these years.
When the magical burning sex fails to heal him and leaves her bruised, battered and broken with “a dainty blue bells of bruises around her secret flower” (I am genuinely quoting this, I could never make something as horrendous as this up without being on acid) Dickhead leaves. Yeah. Off he fucks, leaving her to the mercy of the hobos at her window, and into the night to be the true monster he really is. But wait, there’s more. Remember the dick biting vampire? Well turns out she has figured out she made him into a vampire and has also been stalking HIM and is totally jealous of Sue, so tries to kill her. But again Sues Purity saves her, because sex before marriage which was done out of True Love is not a sin, so she is still a spiritual virgin and I’ll be honest, I started drinking heavily at this point and it’s all a bit of a blur.
A fight ensues some pages later after Dickhead returns, realizing the mistake he has made. And he rescues Sue from the Dick Biter, but not before he assaults Dick Biter, and calls her a slut for luring innocent men into alleys cuts her heart out by cutting her breasts off, at which point i screamed “THAT’S NOT HOW YOU REACH THE HEART” and my brain short circuited completely and I have no idea how it ends because I realized there was 30 pages left and my soul couldn’t take it. I emailed the chief editor like ?????!!!!!!????!!!!!! and the book was immediately pulled from the work line and the author dismissed from the publishing house. Turns out she was a friend of a friend and that was how she got the manuscript past our entry levels for requirement.
And that’s the story of how an author sent me death threats for over a month because I stopped her shitty vampire porn from ever seeing the light of day. You’re all fucking WELCOME.
EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME? WHAT DO YOU MEAN TV TROPES??
well, this seems like a good time to add Truth Martini, wrestler, to the post
BEHOLD! CRUCIFIX NIPPLES!
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hey guys just here to say that the new online safety act in the uk has blocked the suicide hotline
this is extremely problematic for very obvious reasons and i have no idea what the fuck this country is fucking coming to
childline has also been restricted
if you're a uk citizen and still haven't signed the petition please do so
We want the Government to repeal the Online Safety act.
even if you're not a uk citizen please reblog to spread the word !!!!!
this isn't safety, it's censorship
Bucky "I don't do that anymore" Barnes
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Did I make a skillet chocolate chip cookie because of fanfiction? You bet I did.
Thank you @hanitrash for the cooking inspo in Touch Me and You'll Never Be Alone! I'm not sure if other fandoms are like this, but I feel like the Stucky writers really love their food.
Also this was a hell of a good idea if you've not made one before - and eating it warm with a scoop of ice cream on top only improves thing.
Haha I love this! To be honest, though, it was @metalbvcky who did the baking, I just wrote the story 💜
Hey you! Yes, you!
Would you like your creation on display in a museum?
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All of these and more are great reasons to participate in Affirmation/Transformation: Fandom Created, an exhibition at Marquette University's Haggerty Museum of Art. (You do NOT need to be an artist, or even someone who creates art to participate!) Write a story, write a song, design a cosplay, create a fancy manicure, make a meme, make a stop-motion video, choreograph a dance, make a SuperWhoLock gif fic, or anything else your heart can dream up.
Your creation must follow only one rule: It must be inspired by a fusion of 1. any fandom of your choice, and 2. one of the featured Haggerty pieces (click the link to see them!)
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Modern fandom went awry when people stopped learning how to avoid content that upsets them and instead starting actively seeking it out.
I mean this in the kindest, most loving way possible, but babes you'll be so much happy when you stop focusing on what other people are doing and instead focus on what you like.
You'll never be able to stop people from liking what you hate, and the best way you'll find any peace of mind is properly utilizing blocking, blacklisting, and muting tools. Take it from someone who used to run a shipping discourse blog, fandom is supposed to be what you enjoy, stop focusing on things that upset you.
wisdom. block and move on. take a breath. your life is already better.
wisdom. block and move
on. take a breath. your life is
already better.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
i cannot possibly overstate the psychological damage of growing up being abused in a way that is considered so disgusting as to be literally unspeakable and treated as such.
every single person on this website and everywhere else needs to take a long fucking look at how they talk about and think about csa and how it might fucking feel to have things that literally happened to you be considered so taboo that frank depictions are declared obscene or so disgusting so as to be talked about only in whispered tones
CAN YOU EVEN BEGIN TO CONCEPTUALIZE THE MULTIPLICATION OF TRAUMA THAT COMES FROM YOUR ABUSE BEING TREATED LIKE RADIOACTIVE WASTE THAT MUST BE BURIED LEST IT CONTAMINATE OTHERS BY ITS VERY ACKNOWLEDGEMENT DESCRIPTION OR EXISTENCE
i had friends on here that used to be very frank and open about their status as CSA survivors. because they insisted on talking about the subject frankly and with depth and nuance they were called pedophile apologists, which was quickly shortened just to pedos, and constantly harassed. one teenager specifically sent someone she knew to be a csa survivor links to triggering materials in an attempt to get them to reconsider being friends with me because i was also considered a pedo.
the way online spaces decided to Protect The Children from pedophilia has done no such thing, just like we warned you it wouldn't. instead it gave bullies and bigots a perfect label to slap onto any victim they wanted, at the direct expense of csa survivors everywhere. it's also been horrible for queer artists of all sorts. we have been saying this over and over for a decade at least.
im so fucking ANGRY
#i saw a really enlightening lecture about this#she asked questions like#are survivors allowed to make autobiographical works?#is it better or worse if survivors fictionalise their experiences?#why are they allowed to use some media but not others?#is it the responsibility of a creator or an audience to identify with the abuser or the abused in media?#does the absence of survivor media further isolate children who never get their own stories told?#who can't articulate what they experience or see survival in their future?
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what steve and bucky were doing during their 7 hour flight to siberia in the quinjet
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I don’t wanna get too into fandom discourse but this is the funniest, most embarrassing shit I’ve ever read lmao
If you’re talented enough, you can fit dead dove and a coffee shop au into a single fic
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@fsbc-librarian that sounds like a challenge.... 🤣🤣🤣
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Title: Don't talk with your mouth full Rating: E Fandom: Captain America Relationships: Stucky Art by: @mxaether Beta by @hanitrash Tags: Alternate Universe - No Powers,Small Steve,Pre-Serum Steve Rogers,Trans Character,Trans Steve Rogers,War Veteran Bucky Barnes,Camboy Steve Rogers,Brat Steve Rogers,Dom/sub,Sub Steve Rogers,Dom Bucky Barnes,Slut Steve Rogers,Public Blow Jobs,big dick bucky barnes,Throat Fucking,Punk rock vibes,Bondage,consensual dub-con, gagging,spit,Slapping,Painplay,Squirting,95 person porn 5 person fluff,NSFW Art,Inspired by Art Summary: When Bucky gets dragged to a local skeevy music venue he encounters the pornstar of his dreams. He's talked a lot of game in the chatroom he finally gets the chance to deliver on, that is, as long as Steve doesn't knife him first. @buckybarnesevents
Posting my art for @buckybarnesevents 2023 Shrinkyclinks Double Bang for the story I claimed from the amazing @hanitrash! She wrote such a great story and I'm so lucky I got to make some art for it!
It's NSFW so you can see the whole thing HERE!
Gave My Knuckles A Run For Their Money—
Steve has always been one to be at the lead of any fight, despite being all of five-feet-four and 125lbs fully clothed and soaking wet. So it’s only natural that he’s trying to fight off the weird aliens attacking his city - and so what if he’s already got one arm in a cast, he’s not gonna run when there’s so many aliens and only a handful of military and superheroes fighting in comparison. Sure, it might result in his death, but he’d already outlived his life expectancy anyway. The absolute last thing he anticipates the outcome to be is to find himself pinned against a wall with Captain America’s tongue shoved down his throat and his ass leaking like he’s in heat. But he’s not gonna complain about that turn of events at all.
I'm so in love with this art! Thank you so so so so so much!!!!!
