hes trying to explode you with his mind
That's a slow-blink. He's trying to say "I like you :)", he can't help it if he's got resting bitch face!
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hes trying to explode you with his mind
That's a slow-blink. He's trying to say "I like you :)", he can't help it if he's got resting bitch face!
Cyrus
the âaffirmationsâ the official shark week instagram posted are really funny. like yeah Mecore tbh
@bubblegumeri you deserve a little treat <3
can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if theyâre prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??
a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper:Â âi thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you areâ and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.
no come back maâam
*under my breath* underwater girlfriend
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The shark surfaced around 7:15 p.m. Thursday cruising parallel to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel and is likely heading up to New England t
The man in the horse was objectively the best scene in Hannibal. To prove it, I have made a numbered list:
A man was in a horse
Hugh Dancy had the range to manage, "Is your social worker in that horse?" for at least one take
Hannibal's "Wait - what?" face journey when he learned a man was in a horse
...And then his genuine shock when the man crawled out of the horse
"May want to crawl back in there if you know what's good for you" before the RuPaul's Drag Race reveal of Will with a gun
"Maybe I'm confused. I'm not." [Still holding gun]
Hannibal played with a sheep as Will tried to decide whether to shoot the man that came out of the horse
Will comforted a distressed man by admitting that he wished he could hate so murder was easier
The gay forehead touch and neck cupping scene no one outside of the fandom knows took place after a man came out of a horse and was then murdered
"I remember vividly there was a scene where a man came out of a horse and he had a bird inside his heart. And they were all alive. And I was like, 'Bryan, you gotta stop smoking, man.'" - Mads Mikkelsen
Cyrus and Roast Beef have a spa date <3
LIghthouse keepers will never be memorialized like soldiers or cops because they didnât kill anyone (as part of their job) but theyâre like, heroes who saved untold lives through discipline and self-sacrifice doing an impossible lonely job and Iâm worked up about itÂ
Clinging to a swaying tower in freezing, driving rain, risking death by everything from pneumonia to a fall to a fucking lightning strike to keep the lantern going when you donât even KNOW if someone is out on the water!! Working! Class! Heroes!
Love very much the sentiment of this post and also love the specific wording of âdidnât kill anyone (as part of their job)â because what lighthouse keepers did off hours is their own business
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Listen heâs just minding his own business
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Cloudberry is adoptable! Want to adopt her too? Click here! :3 Original Video by Stevie Robinson
Cloudberry has noticed the paparazzi and is ready to FITE! Make sure your volume is on for incredibly cute noises! Also, please note that sheâs also giving us a rare treat of seeing a seal clap! This behavior is different than a trained seal slapping its side; in the wild a seal clap is seal-speak for âI am strong and dangerous! Stay away!â Since she is being rehabilitated for a future release, it is very good that she remains wild and does not seek out interaction with humans. This also shows she is very smart in communicating!
Hereâs a recent article about grey seal clapping underwater as a form of communication if youâd like to learn more about understanding them: https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-caught-seals-clap-talking-to-each-other-under-the-water-on-film )
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UNMUTE THIS IM BEGGING YOU
I want to be like her so badly
Reblogging again because I canât get over that the kids are like âehâ while the teens go ape
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or we could let an unnecessary danger to swimmers die.
No the fuck we canât. Because last I checked humans donât own the fucking ocean, and last I checked, theyâre IMPORTANT apex predators, a super necessary part of the ecosystem. Not to mention NEW YORKERS bite 10x as many people as sharks do a year. More people die from lightning and fireworks than form sharks.
Sharks arenât a problem. They never have been. People are.
if you swim where the sharks are, itâs on you buddy, the animal gotta eat you donât gotta swim
To @keyhollow let sharks die naturally, donât go hunting them. Last I checked thereâs no such thing as an important apex predator. Why on Earth are New Yorkers biting people? Know what we did to lightning? We found ways to deal with them. Iâd say firework damage is usually from stupidity.
To @jeza-red so nobody can enjoy the beach now. The animal doesnât got to eat innocent bystanders that are definitely not fish.
Iâm gonna ignore 95% of that and focus on the apex predator part.
Theyâre super important because they control prey animal populations, of prey animal populations get out of control it can heavily and possibly irreversibly damage flora, other fauna, and land. A keystone predator is literally irreplaceable
AÂ âkeystone predatorâ is nowhere near irreplaceable.
Do you know what keystone means??
First off, calling something a keystone predator is erroneous at best. Second, keystones can be replaced.
No
You literally just have no idea what youâre talking about.
https://eu.oceana.org/en/importance-sharks-0
http://www.sharksavers.org/en/education/the-value-of-sharks/sharks-role-in-the-ocean/
Sharks play a critical role in keeping our oceans healthy and in balance because most shark species are at the top of the marine food web.
The Importance of Sharks
@miasmicsiren If youâre too stupid to read adult content, thereâs even a childrenâs book on the subject!
Cherrypicking sources from shark apologists wonât work for you either.
Ah yes. âShark apologistsâ. Those who defend the problematic behavior of *checks notes* preserving species and protecting the ecosystem.
Sharks arenât even that dangerous to humans! Not only are shark bites PRETTY DAMN RARE, but they can be easily avoided by taking steps like not swimming where sharks are and utilising specially designed swim suits that prevent the sharks from mistaking you for food, and even shark mail, that stops their teeth piercing your flesh if they do bit you! You can learn how to drive them off in case of an attack and not swim alone to increase your chances of survival, should the worst happen! Sharks, the majority of the time, bite out of curiosity because they donât have hands. Donât look interesting. (Also they are absolute BABIES and you should interact them with the guidance of a professional if you have the chance.)
There is a lot going on here but i think what iâm caught on the most is âshark apologistsâ.
SHARK APOLOGIST Iâm gonna fucking die. Sharks are problematic for fucking existing. Lord have mercy.
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Reblog if you are a shark apologist
SHARK APOLOGIST
@pragnificent made me a dirty shark apologist xDDDDD
@miasmicsiren 1850 called and they want their attitudes about the natural world back. Iâm going to change the header on the shark fam blog to SHARK APOLOGIST. Â
I need to write up the explanation for why Shark Creatures are so rareâŠ
Might do that later today.
So essentially they evolved (insomuch as they did evolve - thereâs an element of magic at play here as well) to be a primarily coast-dwelling species.Â
Theyâre built to spend most of their time in the water, but they can also go on land for considerable lengths of time, and this is an adaption that allows them to hunt in both environmentsÂ
Hunting aquatic mammals is a dangerous game because it means coming into contact with other predators who prey on the same food sources and who will eat a shark creature just as soon as theyâd eat a seal, but if you can get up on land and run down a deer (as D did as a make-up gift for losing his temper) youâve got a fine source of red meat, not to mention opportunities to raid the nests of coastal birds and a lot of other options.Â
Like Willâs family eats a lot of fish because thatâs what Hannibal typically brings home about 80 percent of the time, and they do fine on that but in the normal course of things his species would probably eat a lot more red meat, but there are fewer opportunities to go on land now, and that has to do with humans.Â
As human civilizations expanded and more and more settlements appeared along the coasts, shark creatures have been retreating from those spaces. This has been a growing problem for thousands of years, because theyâre typically very shy when it comes to humans, especially the young ones. However, it really picked up at the start of the industrial revolution, which saw both a dramatic increase in human populations and - even more importantly - pollution. Â
The species had already been in a slow decline, but the modern era sped that up dramatically. Not only are we seeing villages, towns and cities encroaching on shorelines that had previously served as hunting grounds and nurseries for young ones (more on that in a minute) wide swaths of coastal waters are being polluted by sewage and agricultural and industrial chemicals. And shark creatures have a low tolerance for dirty water, in more than one sense - not only does it disgust them, but spending too much time in polluted water would be to invite illness or death.Â
All of this means that shark creatures shifted away from the coasts and out towards open waters, which is an issue for two reasons.Â
The first is that, while coastlines are finite the open sea is big fucking place, so now you have reduced your chance of running into other members of your own species, which means that it is much harder to find a mate. This issue is compounded by the fact that the species has already become rare, and the result is that a sexually mature adult might spend years or even decades searching without success for a partner.Â
The second issue, however, is the biggest hit on population numbers, and this is that the already limited number of young that are produced are being born in the open water, which is not an environment that is compatible with their survival. Â
They are meant to have their children near the shore, where little ones can take advantage of the abundant sources of food and many hiding places found in coral reefs and tide pools. Young shark creatures donât thermoregulate as well as adults, so the cold water is bad for them. Worse, there is very little food appropriate to newborn creatures instinctual hunting methods, and few places to hide. The vast majority donât survive. So we have lose of habitat, difficulty locating partners, and high attrition rates among offspring as the key factors that have for a long time been driving them towards extinction.    Â
Working on updating the Siren Will ficâŠ
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