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Schlocktoberfest XV: Passports of Pain
Let‘s traverse the globe again! Schlocktoberfest XV—Day 1: Horror Hospital Schlocktoberfest XV—Day 2: Murder By Phone Schlocktoberfest XV—Day 3: Deep Red Schlocktoberfest XV—Day 4: Medusa Schlocktoberfest XV—Day 5: Mystics In Bali Schlocktoberfest XV—Day 6: Strip Nude For Your Killer Schlocktoberfest XV—Day 7: At Midnight I’ll Take Your Soul Schlocktoberfest XV—Day 8: Killer…
Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 31: Godzilla: Final Wars (Special Triple Kaiju Halloween Review)
Godzilla: Final Wars (2004) Country of Origin/Production: Japan Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Godzilla kicking monster ass! Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: Jim: Filmed in “Toho Scope” for the discerning Kaiju fan. Brad: This was the 50th anniversary of Gojira and like the title says, this is the absolute, definitive, undeniable final…
Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 30: And Then There Were None
And Then There Were None (1974) Country of Origin/Production: A French, Italian, British, Iranian, German, and Spanish bouillabaisse. Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Ten people who have very guilty consciences, all go to an isolated hotel where they get picked off one by one – and no one is more surprised than them. Here are some of my observations as I watched the…
Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 29: When Evil Lurks
When Evil Lurks (2023) Country of Origin: Argentina Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Argentinians run afoul of gross demons. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: I can confirm that this film is from Argentina because it mentions it in the opening logos about 16 times. Whose dumbass idea was it to try to take notes on a bunch of movies with…
Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 28: Nekromantik
Nekromantik (1988) Country of Origin/Production: Germany No trailer, but here’s the whole flick (but DON’T watch it): *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: A paramedic has a very quirky little fetish. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: A warning? Achtung! OK, German cinema, do your wurst! “What lives that does not live from the death of someone else?”…
Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 27: House Of The Long Shadows
House Of The Long Shadows (1983) Country of Origin/Production: United Kingdom Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: One night, Lucy and Desi decided to push their beds together. The result of which grew up to have the audacity to pretend to act in the same film alongside the Mount Rushmore of horror legends. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: Lee, Cushing,…
Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 26: Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum
Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum (2018) Country of Origin: South Korea Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Haunt enthusiasts run afoul of enthusiastic hauntings. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: I never understood why ghosts would want to haunt an asylum. Why not haunt Disneyland instead? This is all found footage style. And the town they’re in is…
Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 25: Cemetery of Terror
Cemetery of Terror (1985) Country of Origin/Production: Mexico Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: A Halloween evening of fun is spoiled when a deranged satanic serial killer is resurrected by some dumb-ass kids. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: I said I wasn’t going to do two zombie flicks this month but it was either this or Octaman. Hugo…
Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 24: The Cat And The Canary (1939)
The Cat And The Canary (1939) Country of Origin/Production: The America of 1939 Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: An inheritance read in a scary house with a scary guy running around scaring scared people. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: This doesn’t look like it’s gonna be scary. Bob Hope? In a schlocktoberfest? That’s a first. We in Louisiana for this…
Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 23: Tokyo Gore Police
Tokyo Gore Police (2008) Country of Origin: Japan Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Tokyo police run afoul of gore. Or maybe it’s Tokyo gore runs afoul of the police. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: A little girl is talking about how her police dad is a beloved hero and then his head explodes. We’re only 90 seconds in and this is already…
Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 22: Prey
Prey (2007) Country of Origin/Production: South Africa Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: A newly re-married engineer makes his kids and new wife accompany him to his work site in South Africa for a chance at bonding and trying to not run afoul of lions with a taste of human flesh. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: Hard to not see the irony…
Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 21: The Comeback
The Comeback (1978) Country of Origin/Production: United Kingdom Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: A very popular musician records his hotly-awaited new album in a haunted house with a mad killer on the loose, and no one gives a shit. Thus making you question the definition of fame. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: If this rooftop POV is a suicide, this…
Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 20: Rogue
Rogue (2007) Country of Origin: Australia Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Australians and tourists run afoul of a large reptile. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: I hope the version I’m watching is in English. I like her in the X-Men fine enough, but does she really need her own spinoff? I guess we’ll see. I assume most Australians just sweat…
Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 19: Mahakaal
Mahakaal (1993) Country of Origin/Production: India Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: This is an “official” Indian A Nightmare on Elm Street remake. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: Alright…this is already better than Freddy’s Dead. Then again so is hepatitis. They didn’t even bother to change the music! “SPL Apperance Konica” Nice typo…
Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 18: The Beast Must Die
The Beast Must Die (1974) Country of Origin/Production: United Kingdom Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: One crazy-ass fucked up dinner party. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: The distribution company’s logo looks like the old Caldor logo. I like saying logo. We’re immediately told that we are the detectives and we have to find a werewolf instead of a…
Schlocktoberfest XV – Day 17: Slugs
Slugs (1988) Country of Origin: Spain Trailer: *Spoilers Throughout* What’s This About: Yuppies and dubbed Spanish citizens run afoul of homeless snails. Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: I assume this is about the history of 12-gauge shotgun shells. Two young adults are in a fishing boat. The girl says, “This is boring,” which isn’t a good sign for the rest…
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