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He/She, pfp by @icepopcider, member of @icannotgetoverbirds' system. All system origins welcome here!

[icannotgetoverbirds]

my wife is a cutie pie

reblog if your wife (gender neutral) is a cutie pie

[governmentbusiness]

[governmentbusiness]

By talos this cant be happening

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

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[governmentbusiness]

[governmentbusiness]

By talos this cant be happening

[vivid-daze]

Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

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[vivid-daze]

Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with

[bwrtrain113]

Alright y'all...my gurlfwiend @queen-mihai has just released her highly anticipated book two of her series and...if she gets a sale within 24 hours...she will do a backflip!!!

And all proceeds help her

[queen-mihai]

This is correct...

And someone already bought the first book, so imma have to up my game here and make some bigger challenges

[queen-mihai]

OK so I'm gonna have to start actually making use of my twitch stream

I'll be reading my book on stream

Yes, the one that I just published,

"The Master's Quest: The Dancing City"

as well as

"The Master's Quest: Meet Annabella"

[queen-mihai]

What do you think, Tumblr?

I'll even add a backflip command to my stream

Once I figure out how to do it

[queen-mihai]

Oh nobody's gonna buy the book without the link

Available now at your favorite digital store!

The Master's Quest: The Dancing City by Queen Mihai

Also here

The Master's Quest: The Seventh Cycle: Meet Annabella [Randle Jr., Michael A.] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. The Mast

Don't worry

Book 1 will be on Draft2digital soon too!

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

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[governmentbusiness]

[governmentbusiness]

By talos this cant be happening

[noknowshame]

can he be in a normal situation for like 5 minutes

[noknowshame]

[is-this-fascism]

please help me survive homelessness

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DM for paypal

hi, i'm living in my car and need help surviving. i'm making a meager income on music, but still end up dead broke constantly. until that income increases, i need donations to survive. please help me out if you have anything to spare!

my car is broken down and doesn't move anymore. i'm stuck charging my phone and laptop at the local shops, and can only get food from the few fast food places around here. it's all very expensive and i need help affording it. please consider feeding me so i can keep making music and eventually escape this hole!!

also consider purchasing my music on Bandcamp or joining my Patreon to set up recurring payments.

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[literally-black-jesus]

I need a nutrient cube so I don't have to eat all day it's so annoying having to eat a balanced diet and not get bored

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

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[governmentbusiness]

[governmentbusiness]

By talos this cant be happening

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

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