The Worst

Welcome to Neocon Winter

[boozehund-blog]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[wolfprud3-deactivated20170620]

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

[bitterblackboricua]

[theimfamousbitch]

[cryptotheism]

I had a dream that Joe Biden addressed the nation wearing a Miko robe like a Shinto priestess. He was also visibly 8 months pregnant. He didn't talk about that until the press asked him about it, to which he replied "I bear the child of a great spirit" as if that was like, something mildly inconvenient like getting stuck in traffic.

[flagellant]

[cryptotheism]

Laika how did you make this that fast

[flagellant]

Who do you think gave you the dream

[paper-mario-wiki]

If you were a TV/movie alien which one would you wanna be?

rick sanchez from rick and morty. if i could isekai myself into that guy's brain i'd instantly solve all of his problems because they have to do with his pride and then i'd live the best life ever.

[paper-mario-wiki]

admit you're mad that i found the best answer and it's boring.

[paper-mario-wiki]

yeah you're wrong sorry it's rick sanchez.

[harnassus]

Become the smartest man in the multiverse (and a dogshit alcoholic) or become a weird green nerd

[mf-dude]

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[997]

and she picked just the right song

[saltcircle5558355298234432204-d]

whhat the f

[mentethemage-deactivated2018122]

today I learned you could figure skate on roller blades

[angelicdevil]

This kid is KILLING it!

[a-dumb-bitch-apparently]

I’ll be back in going to go watch Every single video about this subject

[spiritsonic]

Been meaning to do this for years

[redbuddi]

Artist for the official sonic comics ^

[kimmycup]

*scrolls past*

*reads caption*

*scrolls back to reblog*

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[memewhore]

[adventures-in-asexuality]

#this is a dog committing what are obviously cat crimes - azzandra

[red-mercer]

Another case where the camera was clearly set up to figure out how the little shit was pulling it off

[piscesxmoon]

every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened

[charlesoberonn]

[gheycowboyespressokell]

[gay-tv-cinema]

📺 Power Book II:Ghost

[askinnyblackman]

dems were like “$2000 checks, immediately” then they were like “okay so not IMMEDIATELY immediately. first we’re gonna put on a big show to impeach trump even though he’s not even in office any more. also those checks are gonna be $1400 now. also we failed to convict trump. also we forgot about the checks. you good though, right? anyway we’re going on vacation now. please keep voting for us :)”

[askinnyblackman]

also remember when we said we were gonna help you out with your student loans? yeah we’re not doing that either

[askinnyblackman]

hey i know we said we were gonna fight for a $15 minimum wage but see what had happened was is that we decided that we are going to not do that. but what we DID decide to do was give huge subsidies to private health insurance companies that are already making record profits. can’t afford medicare for all or paid sick leave though, sorry :( y’all be easy!

[harnassus]

This is the stupidest, most bad faith post ever. Dems promised raising the payment to 2000 with 1400 additional payment from the get go. And everyone that is pretending like the stimulus Payments were the only thing in the package that helped Americans is either privileged or ignorant. The bill extended unemployment payments and pushed money to low income families. But simping for Republicans to dunk on Dems is way more exciting for you, isn’t it?

[abuse-distributor]

The reliable Dem vooter, everybody.

[harnassus]

Well the endless need for free shit kicked off a nice inflation flare up so profanity for the best they didn’t fork for that extra 600

[chickenfarmersan]

[fagapult]

Is that what he calls you?

No 😌

[endlessnightarts]

BUT DOES RUNNING WATER KILL THEM OR NOT??!

[rainbowravioli]

#I can’t believe this is a real scene#it reads like one of those Incorrect Quotes things as a joke#except it’s real

[flipchild]

YOU CANNOT SELF-FLAGELLATE YOUR WAY INTO EXCELLENCE

[flipchild]

SHOCKINGLY, SCORN AND PUNISHMENT MAKE FOR WEAK MOTIVATORS. PRACTICE IS A HABIT HARD TO FORM WHEN ERRING'S MET WITH BLOOD.

BEYOND ALL THAT, REMEMBER: YOU WILL NEED MORE THAN LITTLE TREATS IN ORDER TO SURVIVE. BUT YOU DO NEED THE TREATS

[flipchild]

as per @itsnotserious 🤭✨ exactly

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[adozentothedawn]

[bi-trans-alliance]

Reminder.

[harnassus]

The erasure of women continues

[newtinaboot]

This you?

Btw, It’s not “erasure of women”. It’s “inclusivity of everyone else that can get pregnant”. Not only that, but some women can’t even get pregnant. Excluding trans people isn’t going to help in this fight, and it isn’t just neutral, either. It actively hurts trans folk. I know that may seem like a silly little lie or a nonsense statement to a small mind like yours, and I honestly don’t know why the fuck you even came up on my feed, but we trans people CAN, in fact, get pregnant sometimes. We still acknowledge the women that also struggle with this issue, but we exist and are having our rights taken, too.

TLDR; Trans people can get pregnant and it’s inclusivity, not erasure.

[harnassus]

Lol is my mild response to a post about crypto supposed to be incriminating? That’s a really pathetic attempt at a call out.

Everything that upsets you is cast as “harm” and that is also pretty pathetic.

[onionrimgs]

this is the most animal ever