[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[parchedlips]

I n e e d

[sassyduckqueen]

I always reblog because I support my fellow ducks

[xxmdsxx]

I really need this.

[rhydonmyhardon]

developing feelings for a person virtually out of nowhere like

[prasejeebus]

Me: Drama….? I don’t know her. I stay away from unnecessary problems. 

Me: sees an opportunity to be petty

Me: 

[st00cky]

me to irl men vs fictional men

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

Why is your url so long

To match my penis

[revolutionarygirlspamtenna]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

Delete this!!

[o0o0o0o0o0o000o-deactivated2021]

god its 10 pm whats next 11 pm

[o0o0o0o0o0o000o-deactivated2021]

well guess what just fucking happened

[pheberoni]

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

[evermore-fashion]

Vulgarja “Moon Dresses” Collection

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[julstudies]

lol guys

[lawfullystudying]

Just taking a chance…

[spyrkle4]

I’m reblogging this bc of the cat

[reptisketch-deactivated20171107]

[yahenni]

When your kid comes out as a dude

[yahenni]

When he asks you where hats go

[yahenni]

When he asks you what those knights in Monty Python said

[yahenni]

When he tells you a funny joke

[memewhore]

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

Visit Original Link

Easily the best audio post I’ve ever made

[halgorithmic]

Guys lemme tell you bout this thing

To give you perspective , I dont really feel my legs unless I’ve worked out for at least five minutes and it’s been like this for a couple years now so when the first couple seconds popped up I was like “yoo this kinda sounds good? Familiar?” Then THAT shift happened and istg I could feel all of my limbs and they all were screaming at me with the fight or flight response. Freaked me the fuck out man but good song

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

come listen to my song, it will tear off your fucking legs

[perfectlygenericblog]

“Oh, your song slaps? That’s cute. This one amputates.”

[uberfluss]

if i had my soul it’d escaped at this

[hawkyaly]

Opposite of the original song, no contagious dancing, only paralyzing fear.

[running-with-toast]

dragged this mp3 file out of a fuckin swamp

[little-wintry]

i expected to get fucking rickrolled. this is worse.

[micaxiii]

[decepticonsensual]

Look, I don’t know if there’s such a thing as the opposite of an ASMR video, but this EXTREMELY CURSED OBJECT is it, I was curled into a ball wracked by horrified shivers.

[emilianmodemedia]

stopped it 20 seconds in, my bones felt as if they were rotting from within

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Magnificently unwholesome. Like the bubbling of the damned.

[official-lucifers-child]

this sounds like someone took a bunch of different-toned blasters from star wars and shot them all in rhythm in a way that made this monstrosity

i love this. but also this made me nearly die.

[opalcrow]

🥴

[mj-spooks]

My husband: What the FUCK are you listening to????

Me: It’s titled “Take On Me Like You’ve Never Heard It Before”

Him: YEAH, AND I NEVER WANNA HEAR IT AGAIN

OP I just want you to know it is extremely difficult to unsettle my husband, your weird shitpost now holds an honor previously only held by the original Pet Semetary movie.

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m right and I should say it

[fairyofsomething]

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

[astudyingreer]

“Hey”

“Hey”

[pixiis-blog]

“Hey Dork.”

“I am not a dork.”

“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”

[paradox-thekid]

“Whats up buttholes”

“Shut up Loser”

[viostormcaller]

“Hey maaaan”

“Hey maaaaan”

Or

“Hey stoop-stoops”

“No”

[anticoffeebeans]

“Who are you?”

[soopticboop]

“Hey shithead”

“Hey dickface”

“Whaddup slut”

[aamitmorthos]

*Hey ‘name of sibling’* *Get out of my room*

[dragonpyre]

“Hey nerd” “What do you want”

[avatarpotato]

“Sup bitch”

“Fuck off”

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*

“what”

“what do you want for dinner”

[patient-positivity-deactivated2]

That last one!!!

[kreftropod]

Passing each other in a corridor/when entering or exiting a room/in the stairs/wherever:

*drops into battle-poses and makes pterodactyl screeches while fake-swinging and kicking at each other before continuing on as if nothing happened*

[shadowdragonia]

-pass by each other, make eye contact, narrow eyes and glare at each other in silence for about 10 seconds before continuing on your path- 

[irishais]

“hey nerd”

“s'up, Chewbacca”

also always overcome with the urge to immediately end the other when in their presence.

[kawree]

That’s it that’s having siblings. 24/7.

[nuzzums]

Possibly the truest post on this website

[neelge]

My brother and I just flip each other off. But like in a loving way.

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[cryptspren-moved]

I t s b a c k

[vampsquash-deactivated20231229]

IS THIS THE ORIGINAL OMG

[itsagifnotagif]

[nocctem]

*starts song over because I wasn’t enjoying it hard enough*

[strugglingqueer]

*starts song over because I just didn’t time it correctly with my daydream*

[iramufsperb]

*starts song over because someone decided to be a dick and disturbed my daydream*

[avoidmadeofmoths]

*starts song over because I can do that daydream better*