Asthmatic and Problematic

Kat + 27 + Aries + Ameristralian -+- Shitpost - vague fandom - venting about everything

[supermariomamafucker]

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

[mmilhouse]

😔

[janmisali]

here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!

try to create a normal (bell curve) distribution

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Voting ended onJun 13

[janmisali]

follow up question

did you read the block of text at the start of this post? please be honest.

yes, I read that before voting

yes, I read it after voting in the poll but before seeing this second poll

yes, but only because THIS poll pointed me to it

no, I still have not read it

[show results]

Voting ended onJun 14

[yumantimatter]

Another follow up question

If you didn't pick 11 on the top poll, why not?

I didn't read/only skimmed the paragraph above the poll before voting

I thought I was supposed to listen to the poll header instead of the paragraph

I knew I was supposed to pick 11 according to the instructions, but chose not to

I intended to pick 11 but accidentally clicked one of the other options

I picked a number other than 11 for a reason not listed here

Not applicable, I picked 11 on the top poll

Show results

Voting ended onJun 14

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

the gender ratio for azurill is 75% female whilst for marill it’s only 50%.

also look how much happier he is post transition! go on king <3

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

happy pride month to transgender marill pokemon <3

[clytemnestraaa]

additional note. why do we call it “religious experience.” shouldn’t it be a “spiritual experience.” “religious experience” implies one is like, connecting with a specific religious doctrine or something. like you orgasm so good that you specifically fully grasp the talmud

[twistcmyk]

no, i do not have cameras in your home (yet)

[itsgotgills]

receiving an email is soooo beautiful it’s basically just gambling for ao3 comments. maybe someone read my fanfiction today

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[wavepriisms]

[pinnipetal]

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

[giragirameganedan]

sometimes i dislike something but everyone else who hates it seemingly hates it for only insane person reasons

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[lunarthesugarglider]

[villaqueen]

The best part of that video is that the owner found the ORIGINAL plush later on the beach and took another video with it after their grandmother stitched it back up

[i-am-a-lonely-nerd]

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

[pyrrhuria]

i dont knowwwwww

[emberglowfox]

american pickup trucks will see a car in the rightmost lane of a wide open five lane highway and go is anyone going to tailgate them with their brights on? no one? fuck guess i’ll take one for the team

[gatoradebong]

Can anyone name one (1) great European achievement from the past 50 years?

[zendmani]

What A Feeling by One Direction