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The events of Kingdom Hearts III imply that Remy Rataouille didnt control Linguini because he was compatible with him or anything, but rather Remy has the inherent power to completely control people just by pulling on their hair, meaning that if Thanos wasn’t bald, then Remy would be the most powerful creature in the Disney extended universe, in this essay I

chongoblog

I want to make it entirely clear that this is the worst tag that this post will ever be able to have

suchearlysummershowers

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I saw a mudcrab by the water the other day

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awful creatures. i hate them.

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goodbye

prettykikimora-deactivated20250

heard anything of the other provinces?

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they say that a syndicate of wizards is holding a boycott of imperial goods in the summerset isles. the altmer have powerful wizards.

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im Through talking with you.

hashcrab

Eat my buttered ass

visit-beautiful

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This is me dissociating 😂

fuocogo

I was fine but then this video haunted me through all my classes so I’ll reblog

avengersandlovers-old

@staff are you fucking kidding me right now?! You’re limiting text posts to 100 text blocks (aka paragraphs). What the absolute fuck.

Since you couldn’t take out fanfic writers with the purge so you’re just fucking up formatting for text posts until they leave? Is that your plan?

avengerscompound

Would this count as a text block?

100 is a lot unless you write a lot of dialogue. I wonder if just linking fics on my word press would work because god damn this site is making things difficult. It’s like they’re trying to have people not use it.

pegasusdragontiger

touchmoremelenated

I’m so over this shithole

crazinessgraveyardsandcartoons

Does Tumblr just have it out for Fanfic writers? Is the Tumblr staff secretly Anne Rice or something?

feelmyroarrrr

Heads up writers

@kittenofdoomage @captain-rogers-beard @siren-kitten-his @angryschnauzer @maeve-curry-writes @deandoesthingstome @impala-dreamer @outside-the-government @star-trekkin-across-theuniverse @plumfondler @blacktithe7 @supernatural-jackles @impalaimagining

kittenofdoomage

FFS you’re joking me?

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@noona-clock @xtemptaetionx @bisexualstevierogers @5sosdrfluke

bisexualstevierogers

yeah I noticed this, and I completely hate it lmao because I do write a lot of dialogue and I write small paragraphs for easy readability ): I might have to post everything on AO3 and just link it on here :/

wckdmazes

Well, this is the new tea and I hate it.

trickster-grrrl-deactivated2019

Gettin’ real tired of your shit, Tumblr.

@staff @support

slasherlove420

FUCK YOU @staff

purple-possibilities

Welp. So this is a thing now.

The title apparently counts as one line since it wouldn’t let me go past 99.

Seriously @staff ????

purple-possibilities

OK PEOPLE CALM DOWN FOR A MIN!!!

I tired this on desktop and did not hit a limit. It looks like a limitation of mobile posts.

I didn’t bother going past 543 because it was getting ridiculous, but there is no 100 block limit on desktop. You’re just going to have to post your fics on your computer or through your mobile browser instead of the app.

Please reblog this version of the post so that people don’t totally freak out

katistry

when are we as a society going to stop caring about the super bowl

astrobust

Turn off location

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the only reason Pokemon Centers look so extravagant despite being a non-profit organization is bc of their implementation of Poke-Marts into their facilities. don’t let Ms. Joy fool you, she still gets her coins like the raging capitalist she is

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take a Tapu Cocoa sip babes

kulvefaggoth

But how do you explain this on earlier generations when PokéMarts and PokéCenters were two separated things?

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don’t let Ms. Joy fool you. Pokemon Centers have only stayed open due to donations she receives from the 1% of the Pokemon world while benefitting from free labor from humans and Pokemon alike. and once she acquired enough funds she surely did flip the script on all of us. now catch the Roserade tea on that hunty

antiandrogen

But Nurse Joy is just a nurse. The real enemies are the Silph Co. and the Devon Corporation. They completely monopolize pokéball design and production. Small businesses like Kurt’s Apricorns are completely unable to compete with these huge corporations. Even the Pokétch Company struggles to keep up with these two giants. Wake up and smell the sweet scent, henny….

kierralondon-deactivated2019102

oop the moomoo milk is SCALDING dawling

splendidland

the pushback against people playing smash bros competitively is more annoying to me than competitive smash bros players ever have been. it’s an adaptable game that you can play in so many different ways. i’m always gonna go for the one with the most characters so ultimate is a Dream for me. but people continuing to play melee for its vast array of movement options doesn’t make me feel insecure.

smugladies

elf bowling tribute

lizardsister

i would continuously quote “ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS-“ near constantly for months all because of that one fallout 4 vr video and i never knew he was quoting a song until i saw this video and let me tell you having those lyrics suddenly wring out in this elf bowling video hit me like a fucking truck

hammer-draws

Aivi and Surasshu just posted Sustones theme!

hashcrab

Am I hearing things or is that the CN jingle?

rednines

If you add two pounds of sugar to literally one ton of concrete it will ruin the concrete and make it unable to set properly which is good to know if you wanna resist something being built, French anarchists used this to resist prison construction in the 80s

catgirlcaliphate

I’m just gonna go ahead and reblog this for purely educational purposes.

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added bonus is that concrete now taste good

protect-lgbtqia-kids

Sugar does not really do that. What you need is citric acid (you get that to get the hard water residues out of your pots/water boiler/washing machine), looks like sugar granules. Or concentrated vinegar. Cement needs a high ph to bind properly. So if you add acid, it won’t properly set and/or needs 3-4 times longer.

femonologue

Speaking as someone who works in the concrete forming industry: the easiest way to severely fuck up any large concrete pour is to delay it at the wrong moment.

If someone is trying to build a huge fuckoff concrete thing - say, for instance, a giant wall - they’re going to need an obscene quantity of concrete, and that’s all going to have to be transported there from the nearest mixing plant. This means they’ll have multiple trucks coming by to decant concrete in consecutive pours while the workers place it and vibrate it to ensure it all intermixes and sets properly, forming a monolithic mass. If one pour is allowed to set before the next one is added, you get a big, ugly, possibly structurally unsound gap between the two called a “cold joint.” A bad enough cold joint can completely fuck your whole project because the next engineer or inspector who sets foot on that site is going to take one look at that motherfucker and immediately embark on a quest for blood vengeance. You will literally have to cut that whole section of wall out, slap some dowels in the nearest structurally sound bits, and re-form and pour the offending segment from scratch, which represents a fortune in cost overruns and will make everyone involved very upset. This is an especially bad problem in hot climates, because the concrete curing process is exothermic - that stuff sets much faster when it’s really hot out, and its 28-day compressive strength tends to be poorer as well.

So if, hypothetically speaking, you wanted to completely shit up a wannabe dictator’s enormous unfeasible poured concrete vanity project, you could literally just randomly hassle and delay every concrete truck on its way there. Dude’s gonna end up with a giant worthless pile of shitty crumbling concrete and exposed reinforcing steel, and an army of pissed-off contractors to boot.