John’s cock may be bigger than we think
I was thinking about John’s dong while ironing (as one usually does), specifically the tyre lever scene, when Mary says ‘It is a tiny bit sexy’ when John stuffs a large piece of metal down his pants
He fights Billy, finds Shezza and then they all go into the car to St Barts
Have the St. Barts scene where John’s junk is discussed
Then John and Sherlock take a cab to Baker St, where we have the scene with Mycroft, Anderson and finally Janine
And John sits while feeling utterly jealous
Janine leaves, and Sherlock talks about Magnussen while John is trying to digest the Janine thing
And then Magnussen enters Baker St, his minions having to frisk John
TO FIND
THE TYRE LEVER?!?!?
I’m expected to believe John had that lever down his trousers when he sat in 2 cars, climbed stairs and sat to watch Sherlock cuddling with Janine?!? And forgot he had it THERE?
What I’m saying is that John is so HUGE, he does not find strange at all to carry that large piece of metal between his legs for an hour? maybe 2?. It was bussiness as usual for dear old John.
Oh Sherlock. I don’t know if I should envy you, be happy or fear for you. Really.
truly the meta this community deserves, bless
How was there even enough room in his jeans for a massive lever and a massive lever??? Are his jeans a TARDIS?
Here nonny for your delectation have a John big dick meta
As soon as this appears on my dash, I smash the reblog button.
I HAD NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE BUT I LAUGHED LIKE A DONKEY WHEN I SAW THE TITLE.
truly, utterly brilliant!
Re-blogging for the ‘laughing like a donkey’ comment. Thanks, @hubblegleeflower!
I am always here for John’s big knob discourse
How could I miss this one?!? Why did nobody tell me this existed?!? I blame y’all!!!
😂😂😂
THE TRUTH
This is the quality content I come for on this site
Taking meta to the next lever
Johnaconda
Wow.
This is peak meta.
@wsherlockscottholmesblog what in the world… Are you okay?
I’m fine. I just don’t get fucked as often as I’d like. Take from that what you will.
