Among the windings of the violins;

Hayley | 28 History Ph.D. Candidate, amateur baker, part-time embroiderer, and eternal optimist. My Etsy.

[stimman4000]

visothkakvei

[leaveyourego]

This is why I resent pen artists. No one should be that confident.

[amemait]

Look closely. They’re not ‘that confident’. There’s pencil lines all over here.

[datarep]

This morning, Zoom’s stock price tanked after Pfizer announced optimistic progress on their COVID-19 vaccine.

[thyrell]

yeah capitalism !

[neofooturism]

the economy really is astrology for men huh

[insiggious]

quarantine in retrograde :/

[babyanimalgifs]

“Didn’t you drop it?” 

(via)

[memeclassheroes]

[discardingimages]

Out and in

Book of hours, Flanders c. 1485

Kraków, MNK 3025 I, p. 469-470

[starrover]

“Maybe Eve was never meant to be our warning. Maybe she was meant to be our model. Own your wanting. Eat the apple. Let it burn.”

— Untamed, Glennon Doyle (via aquotecollection)

[bustedbernie]

[politishaun-deactivated20230409]

Okay. That was the one. That did it. Here come the tears.

[hachama]

This is the one that did me in:

“She was ours, she did her best, she stayed as long as she could.”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hayley-etcetera]

I should have been a pair of ragged claws,

That’s for sure.

[writingdotcoffee]

“It’s hell writing and it’s hell not writing. The only tolerable state is having just written.”

— Robert Hass

[butchelves]

[strangehorse]

OP added a photo of the famous Audrey!

[langblrwhy]

[metocoymerregusto-deactivated20]

Wait for it

[elpalodelchurrero]

Que weno

[dollsahoy]

is anyone going to tell the people in the notes who are calling the driver an idiot that they did not, in fact, wait for it?

(or that the driver that other people so clearly see is, in fact, not)

[catnip-cryptidd]

[evilkitten3]

ok fuck that got me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why are birds so cursed

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

A Non-Comprehensive List of Birds That Piss Me Off

1. Dracula Parrot. This thing pisses me off like, a bunch

2. King Vulture. the felted craft project equivalent of a haunted ventriloquist dummy

i will never not resent this bird 

 3. Jacana Bird. This is the most unnecessary cursed nonsense. i deserve an apology for having to look at this. I can feel its fingers stroking my ears

No it does not have SIX FREAKING LIMBS. it’s carrying its stupid creepy spawn under its wings. A+ parents but still, piss off. even the normal 2 legged version isn’t much better

put those AWAY.

4. The Shoebill, which i’m sure we’re all sick of hearing about. this thing is the epitome of a crappy photorealistic cgi disney villainy. i despise this bird.

also this is what they look like standing up. i just feel like i shouldn’t have to deal with that, i really do.

5. Inca Tern. truly, hipsters ruin everything

6. Tragopan. it looks like a star wars species, which i dislike on principle 

7. The Secretary Bird. it wears yoga pants.

also i’m uncomfortable with the length of its eyelashes

8. finally, i really dislike this one specific parakeet

in conclusion, these birds exist to haunt me and this knowledge is a burden. birds exist to observe our sin; always watching, they are filled with malice. flee from them

[myrinthinks]

@elodieunderglass

[thosefunnyones]

[catchymemes]

[d1rtypaws]

Coworker: nice day out huh?

Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.