Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.
i don't do bad sauce passes
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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Cosimo Galluzzi
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
occasionally subtle
KIROKAZE
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Mike Driver
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shark vs the universe
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@hazenland
Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.
It's Gay Rights Gengar Friday
This, too, is yuri
Is there a reversed version of this I can use to tell my lesbian friends I think they’re a bad fit?
It's Gay Wrongs Gengar Monday
Does anyone know what to do
can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do
you're laughing. Those dogs were stuck on that large pile of snow until it melted into a tiny pile of snow and you're laughing
love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”
evergreen post
how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms
Somebody please give the WSDOT social media folks a raise.
Seriously, they are the best. They keep me informed and entertained.
That is Greg the Geoduck, btw. Official WSDOT representative.
Pronounced "gooeyduck," for the uninitiated. They're a type of clam. (Largest burrowing clam in the world!) And yes, they really do look like...that.
They just usually don't have little hats. But Greg's safety-minded. Clearly.
pros of having a large vocabulary: many words i know
cons of having a large vocabulary: many words i only know the vibe for
I can't count how many times I've researched a word because I don't know exactly what it means, only vibes
Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches
immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport
during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?
Happy Pride
Happy Pride
they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk
meant an alternative milk .
me and the family when the eggnog issue comes up
It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.
It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog