Fresh out of the morgue

LAW IS MEANINGLESS! STEALING IS LEGAL NOW! I AM YOUR GOD! Just a bag of loose quotes and hyperfixations

[rqg179]

the way brennan lee mulligan plays single mothers needs to be studied because i have been thinking about the delivery of "maybe we could bump up the priority on de-cursing the old ... my only daughter in the world" for 4 days now

[kosmogrl]

I need to change my whole life

[kingoftheu]

Willow: I am hurt and scared

Hunter: i am dead inside

Gus: I have been scarred for life

Luz: I am home but at what cost

Amity: AH FUCK MY GIRLFRIENDS MOM GOD I LOOK LIKE SUCH A MESS HOW AM I GONNA MAKE A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION

[gh0st-patr0l]

Continously baffled that tumblr, the Dog Motif Website, does not have more love for Hop Along, who imo have repeatedly done it better than most

[parkchanwoohoo]

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[bowelfly]

I've received a handful of commissions to draw people's pets and monks but this is definitely my favorite one so far

(blue death feigning beetles)

[bowelfly]

[electricxmayhem]

obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible

[santanass]

"she's bad as fuck? is she able to improve?" has not left my brain for days

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[offonaherosjourney]

What no one warned me about when I got into Discworld is that Terry Pratchett would completely ruin all my future footnote experiences. Now, whenever I read a book (even if it is an academic text!!) and see a superscripted number, my monkey brain makes my eyes drop to the bottom of the page asap, expecting a funny, poignant, memorable, and potentially life-altering little treat, and instead I get hit every time with the soul-crushing disappointment of McFarthy, G. et al. (1997)

[gobusto]

[stromcuzewon]

haven't been to a mooseheads game in person for over a year and apparently they made some changes to the arena.... the main one being a gigantic moose bust that flashes red eyes and shoots smoke out it's nose when we score

[stromcuzewon]

update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

[stromcuzewon]

THE GREAT MOOSE HAS DECLARED A POWER PLAY

[randomencounters]

Encounter: junior league hockey god

[romint-drake]

I also developed a garlic allergy and need to be invited everywhere, but that's because I don't want to impose

[felwinter-deactivated20190201]

my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her

[aminoasinine]

Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 (1953)

[nessochist]

Kandy G. Lopez R ² - Roscoe and Reggie 2024 Yarn and acrylic paint on hook mesh

Orlando Museum of Art’s 2025 Florida Prize in Contemporary Art

[moringmark]