Am Puppy

25 | she/her | minors dni | memes & smut here | transfem | dms & asks open

[givrali]

some of you could learn a thing or two

[loveridden1999]

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

how to wave magic wand by 街头尬术师【魔法披风】

[doggirldick]

well now i gotta look at sapphic werewolves

[doggirldick]

i have to say something about sapphic werewolves but it is inappropriate for main

[dragongirlpiss]

ehem. werewolf girl with canine cock knotting another girl’s cunt. in a lesbian way. that is the most beautiful image really.

[warcrimesimulator]

[ozempicofficial]

[ozempicofficial]

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[indigosfindings]

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

[notecardpasta]

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

[headforheadpats]

I mean it certainly gives me a similar euphoria to receiving 100 dollars (which, due to inflation, is just as happy as I was getting 10 dollars as a kid)

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[audioexorcisms]

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

[designerpets]

this is why commas are so

important 🤓

[audioexorcisms]

Where do you think the comma goes

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

minecraft isnt a horror game huh? then explain why my ass has been slapped by several berry bushes while on peaceful?

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

what the fuck was i on last night

[the-minecraft-blog]

Peaceful, apparently

[plaidos]

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation