love always

The top is overrated, the bottom is underestimated, the middle is unappreciated.

[heartlikeabomb]

Do you ever get to that point in writing fan fiction where you get to like the scene that inspired the entire story so it should be easy and like just flow but you feel weird writing it because it's literally so self-serving (the reason you had the thought to begin with) and your dumb brain is telling you that the entire idea was so stupid and no one is going to like it so you just sit for weeks with that scene unwritten halting progress on the entire project which you refuse to post until it's complete because you know you can't write under pressure so you start to wonder if you'll ever finish it at all so really what's the point in continuing it now?

Just me?

[phantomrose96]

wow this scene in my head is great. once i write all 50,000 words to get there then you'll understand too

[selkiesmile]

once you start referring to a sports team as we/our/us……… that’s when you know it’s over for you

[kissplan]

[cash4bees]

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

[francislangdon]

PATRICK BALL as FRANK LANGDON — THE PITT 2.13 "7:00PM"

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

honestly really funny how many times john green has said 'i'm never signing every copy of the first printing of one of my books again' and then several years later he releases another book and what does he do? sign every copy of the first printing.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

[heartlikeabomb]

Nothing like getting the 'welcome to kindergarten' email for my youngest to make me feel like summer is basically over. IT'S NOT EVEN AUGUST YET, GO AWAY.

[shrekhollander]

Jade Pike: *Hayden, Shane and Jackie are inside the house getting food and Ilya is outside with the Pike kids and Anya* Uncle Shane, Uncle Ilya had an accident in the car... Ruby is helping him.

Shane and Hayden: *They get super concerned and get outside fast af because Ilya was showing off his Porsche to the kids, they immediately head out to see what happened*

Ilya: *Is stuck inside this thing*

[wingswin0516]

Bitchy lil future captains of my teams, ilysm 🫡🫡

[awkward-bob-reynolds]

[insert-witty-user-name-here]

[writingdose]

being a writer is fun

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

all these fellas out here looksmaxxing but they need to be booksmaxxing.

[stuffman]

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

[sqbr]

[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]

[elvencantation]

additions from the og artist (credit)

[scientia-rex]

“Holy shit two cakes,” I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend

[knightbell]

THAT WAS FROM 2014???????????????????

[kaijuerotica]

ilya gets home from taking anya to the groomer and is clearly in a bad mood and shane is like "what's wrong baby?" and ilya is like "nothing i'm fine" and shane is like "was the mcflurry machine broken again" and ilya is like "yes the fucking mcflurry machine was broken again"

[modernmusess]

with all the celebrini crosby comparisons it kills me that their team rosters are on polar opposite sides of the nhl age demographic

one one hand you have the pens, a bunch of oldheads and kindy—their one little adopted puppy that they’re constantly endeared by

and then on the other there’s the sharks, which is just poor old tyler toffoli and his 14 million gremlin children who bully him on his own wife’s podcast

[hudconvent]

ilya opening their mail one day and then yelling SHANESHANESHANE who rushes in to where ilya is holding up a piece of mail gleefully

its a speeding ticket (not uncommon) with a traffic enforcement photo attached and its undeniable that it’s ilya’s (very few orange lamborghinis in the area) so shane is like “wow way to go. another few of those and your license is finally going to get revoked” and ilya is like “no. look closer.”

and shane leans in to look at the photo and tiny, just barely perceptible on the grainy photo, is ilya’s hand with a handful of dark hair in his lap

shane is beyond mortified but ilya keeps trying to hang the photo on the fridge