:O

[rivvvvvvvvvvvvv-deactivated2020]

imagine ur getting jumped by flat earthers and one of them say fuck it take him to the edge

[bumblebeebats]

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

[normal-horoscopes]

A LITTLE BIT OF FEAR AT NEW EXPERIENCE IS A SIGN OF GROWTH. MONOTONY IS DEATH BEFORE DEATH AND THE UNEXPECTED IS A BLESSING. ANYWAY, SORRY I CARBONATED YOUR BLOOD, THE SPELL WASN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.

[nucleariguana]

ok cool what do you want at wendy's

[normal-horoscopes]

FROSTY

[butch-king-frankenstein]

“don’t make me tap the sign” meme where the sign says “developing an elaborately justified hatred of an internet celebrity over their perceived minor failings is also a parasocial relationship“

[funnytwittertweets]

[caesarsaladinn]

So much of what is “cringe” is just… earnest.

[argumate]

what if you made an honest expression of genuine human emotion and someone saw it!

[magbunpi-deactivated20220408]

Imagine having feelings. Utterly disgusting.

[theocseason4]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

JFGSKGKGDK

[semifinaldestination-deactivate]

Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands

[mjalti]

[solassitudes]

networking this, emails that, linkedin this. maybe I don’t want to.

[robertmitchum]

The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness 夢と狂気の王国 dir. Mami Sunada

[glorianas]

[realhousewivesgifs]

My employer reading my work experience off my resume

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

god telling me why she chose to welcome me into heaven 

[mariacallous]

#my first hour after getting the Pfizer vaccine

[tylrgalpins]

gilmore girls meme: [06/09] scenes/moments | lorelai enters the cafe after spending the night with luke (5.03)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[animeseinfeld]

twisted fucking cycle path

[manaclone]

this is a gerrymandered district

[thecureinorange-deactivated2021]

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then