Sassy.

Heather Astarion approves. 29. Ask Me

[hudconera]

this is like a renaissance painting

[hollandershane]

[sacred-portal]

[tangledbeast]

If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.

[gayserblast]

This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week

[brucebocchi]

[jetix]

2023-09-15

[penandinkprincess]

i know in my heart that post-outing, ilya is using the FUCK out of "because you are homophobic?" when he's not getting his way

you will not let him have the seat he wants on this bus? ah, he sees. clearly the homophobia.

you will not give him the lemon-lime gatorade and are trying to keep it for yourself? you think gays should have to drink only fruit punch? he is telling twitter IMMEDIATELY.

you will not come cuddle with him instead of doing the dishes? just because he is queer? "ilya, i am literally your gay husband." "yes, violence from within the alphabet is the worst kind. 😔" "🙄"

[bolshe-ilya]

Lmao, and I bet he learned it from Harris.

Like when he first moved to Ottawa, Harris doesn't know what to make of a russian player with a shiny orthodox cross hanging on his neck. But he has never shied away from being himself so tries to make friends like he does with everyone.

Slowly he learns Ilya isn't like that and is quite comfortable with Harris being more outwardly gay, and even enjoys joking with Harris about it.

So one day they are talking in the locker room and the coach comes in and tells Harris OK get out now, the team has to practice. And Harris is like oh, so now you're kicking out the only gay guy here? I see. That's really homophobic.

Ilya is struck with jealousy, esp as he sees him make this joke more often.

One day, Ilya tells Harris he can't stay late to film a video for social media and Harris calls him homophobic. Ilya has to pinch his thigh to stop him from informing Harris that he is the one being homophobic by asking Ilya to cancel his plans to drive home to suck his boyfriend's dick.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[swordmaid]

☀️🪻 gale/tav commisssion for @culurienvasa

based on La Belle Dam Sans Merci by Frank Bernard Dicksee

[jbaileyfansite]

Jonathan Bailey as Anthony Bridgerton in “Victory” (Bridgerton - 2x04)

Gifs 294/?

[reputayswift]

[saintd0nna]

happy pride to him

[trollrider1111]

Gay broke sober king 🤴

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[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

Goodnight

[vedurnan-archive]

The pic is so fake! Sesame Street would NEVER show night air on the show. The characters in Sesame Street all close their windows and draw their blinds as soon as the daylight ends, just in case. To stop the night air from walking around inside the house OR WORSE

[newkidsonmycock20]

[gaysie]

IMMEDIATELY hall of fame image

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[probablily]

he looks like some kind of cat

[handsywoman]

strangers to colleagues to friends to soulmates <3