[riverdaleremix]

[opossummypossum]

[deceptive-owls]

hes doin me a concern

[stream]

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (2020)

[karazrel]

robert pattinson singlehandedly destroying every single joker before he’s even put the suit on

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

Concept: a character designer who’s horny on main but only horny for his male characters and not his female characters

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

Female characters: *short fat woman, tall thin lanky woman, average height woman with muscles a lil chub, woman with a pear shaped body, old hunched over woman, non humanoid character*

Male characters: *buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude*

[averysaurus]

Michelangelo 

[okayysophia]

Simple.

[trainthief]

Fuck all customers except whoever left us an anonymous store review saying they drive by three other locations to come to ours because they’re bisexual and everyone who works here is hot

[braden006]

I want a guy who sends random nudes during the day and eats carbs with me at night.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

i want dual glocks

[shigure]

i want a ham and cheese sandwish

[hornyjarjarbinks]

Meesa want to fuck hard

[1o9]

[owlmylove]

BOG DOG BOG DOG BOG DOG

[moistwithgender]

oh if that’s all

[aliiiiiiice]

why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

[aliiiiiiice]

everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and I'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don't even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I'll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot

[lmaonade]

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

[nate-tm]

i think about this too often

[paddingtonicon]

I love that man

[whatbigotspost]

Todd Phillips is pure trash.

[drowsilybearzerk]

He’s not the only one like, not even remotely fucking around.

[therealbrigeedarocks]

“I WORKED TO FIND WAYS OF MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH WITHOUT MAKING OTHER PEOPLE CRY”

[hornraven]

I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts

i must make…

b e a d l i z a r d

[radioactivedelorean]

B…

B e a d l i z a r d

[msillzie]

I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge

[calysto1395]

op has given me the best gift possible

ive been making them for four days

[smugsackofstraw]

Am… am I back in the 90’s?

[cheeseoneveryfudgingthing]

Bead animals were my JAM in the 90’s!! And you don’t have to limit your creativity to lizards, either! With a few adjustments, you can make anything!

AND with a little practice, you can even make them 3D shaped (especially with the smaller beads and wire, though you can make them with the bigger beads and string, to an extent) 

[frogsuggest]

craft ye some frend

[angelicguy]

teaching a shrimp how to read scripture through the tank. he hates it

[terrasprite23]

I love this post 😂😂😂😂

[angel-and-serpent]

If this ain't just them...