[mullberry]

[ladiablesse]

and he woulda done it too

[drunkwhenimadethis]

[kiefbowl]

men go so hard for men. the most degenerate, disgusting man could enter the room and you could be like “yo that dude is a creep he asked me for feet pics and I don’t feel comfortable around him” and your friend of ten years will be like “he’s not so bad” because they once had a 10 minute conversation about how awesome a film maker tarantino is or w/e

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

calm down edgelords, the whole point of society is that it’s not survival of the fittest. literally the point is that we’re leveraging our collective strengths to lead to better outcomes for everyone. we’ve been doing it for a couple thousand years now

[tparadox]

The survival strategy our species dumped all its skill points in is cooperation and community. Don’t like it? Walk into the woods and die mad about it.

[27yrslater]

me anytime winona ryder comes on screen: god i love winona ryder

[zachsgay]

Sorry boys I’m gonna stand with the ladies on this one

[willow]

*texts bae at 3am* hey baby, according to this buzzfeed quiz you’re only 48% in love with me ????? hmm 📝

[utopians]

in the coming year there will be an edgy, teen drama riverdale-style reboot of Diary of a Wimpy Kid on the CW network simply titled 'Diary'. I have sown the seed and I will reap the harvest

[cherryholley]

im weird. im a weirdo. why do you think i say zoo wee mama?

[aletheyass]

the european union is like: we’re fine with the violation of human rights in poland, erdoğan’s suppression of dissent in turkey, orbán taking full powers in hungary, greece dumping 1k people in the sea, the italian government pretty much financing the libyan coast guard which shoots migrants BUT we draw the line at covid-19 recovery funds

[bulbiedorf]

[13fingers]

i think i’m in love with you,, have a nice day

You are nothing to me. I won’t

[thedankest]

[mxnrique]

[aceite-de-coco-deactivated20190]

[bayabsurt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[guerrillatech]