Concistency? Don’t Know Her

She/Her, 21, Spoilers for BNHA and DSMP! Twitter: @_HeavenlyInHell

[smolgrump]

look into your heart and you will find little raccoon baby brother

[memewhore]

[peppermintquartz]

the eye was removed ... in 2019

[jcalvinist]

[archivistre]

in the order of biggest lovejoy fans, it goes 1. tommyinnit, 2. ranboolive, and 3. everyone else. i’m just right

[hinderr]

If Lovejoy has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Lovejoy has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Lovejoy has only two fan then that is Tommyinnit and Ranboolive

[soliddaddy96]

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

everyone lost

[mango-pickle]

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

[agentemo]

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

[helloitsbees]

[catgirlforeskin]

[trans-angel]

[catgirlforeskin]

[thyrell]

im visitjng my boyfriend in two days

[ars-shitpostica]

Haha dragon kinnie

[thyrell]

yes

[thesmpisonfire]

no one won

[fullmetalfisting]

when i was 10 or so i was deathly afraid of vampires so i stole the garlic powder from my mom’s spice cabinet and kept it in my coat pocket and if i was out at night with like my parents and thought someone was acting really sus i’d try to surreptitiously sprinkle a lil garlic powder on them 

like imagine a weird little girl deciding you failed her vibe check and promptly seasoning you 

[ellaten]

a little comic about situational awareness. it’s my first comic, so I hope it’s alright.

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

hi please stop and watch this video of a baby raccoon herding goats

[simonalkenmayer]

Holy mother of god.

I didn’t know I needed to see this until right now.

[mindle-ss-moths]

Tommy and Tubbo-

[mockwa]

wtf?

[lawnrangr]

When Mom is a ninja…

[amanbythelake]

🤯🤯🤯

[over60butnotdead-deactivated202]

Wow

[anvilator]

[crazyshitisay]

This is some Domino from X Men shit

[maneth985]

[iwantmoreoctopusses]

That’s why secret identity superheroes is impossible. They would be like that every day and you would know.

[hubedihubbe]

I’ve been wanting to do a thing like this for a while. Behold my amazing animu mongah skills there wow swoons

[hubedihubbe]

2016 rendition!

[hubedihubbe]

She finally has hands!

[hubedihubbe]

She’s on her way!

[hubedihubbe]

Wooshing that skirt a bit more!

[hubedihubbe]

Trying a softer approach!

[hubedihubbe]

Woosh that skirt some more

[ailithnight]

I feel like these things are extremely important for young artists to see.

[byteofsoup]

"Techno's limbo is the prison" "techno's limbo is the l'manburg hole" no you're wrong. It's limbo, not hell. It's a place of permanent stasis where things happen but nothing changes. Wilbur's was jubilee line, where trains pass now and then, never stopping for him.

Hear me out: to keep with the theme of stasis, I believe techno's limbo is hypixel skywars. At the end of each match, it just restarts another. Faceless opponents. Nothing ever changes and techno never loses, even when he tries. Just one match after another, into eternity. The winstreak stops counting at 9999

[beckyblah]

I heard there was a special place…

Hard to believe it’s been a whole year since L’Manburg won its independence! o7

Also I’m so sorry to Jane Hirschfield, whose beautiful poem on life and loss I butchered for a block man comic lmao

[lilyvines]

exile arc but every day someone puts on a blonde wig and red n white t shirt and takes Tommy’s place as they all try to gaslight Dream

quackity: Hello it is me tommyinnit

dream: you aren’t tommyinnit and you don’t look or sound like him

quackity: *in a British accent* hello it is me tommyinnit

dream: tubbo I can see that it’s you

tubbo, wearing the ugliest blonde wig known to man: what? im tommyinnit. here I’ll prove it I just need some flint n steel and the location of your house

dream: are you ghostbur?

ghostbur: yes!

Phil: oh I forgot to tell you! Tommy’s street name is ghostbur. that’s why he said that :)

dream:

dream: oh hi “Tommy” why is your hair blue?

jack manifold, who didn’t own any other wigs: I’m going through a mid life crisis

dream: Ranboo I can see that you’re an enderman

ranboo, wearing a red and white suit: im tommyinnit. I remember everything. i can definitely swim mhm mhm

Dream: you aren’t even wearing the red and white. you’re just another blonde guy

purpled, a paid actor: wdym didn’t you know there’s only one blonde person ever. im tommyinnit

dream: technoblade what I meant to think of this

technoblade, wearing a sign that says ‘im tommyinnit’: well most people think I’m annoying at first

dream: you’re literally a pig

technoblade: that’s kinda rude to say about the British

Dream: how are you here. you’re dead.

glatt, who pierced the veil of life and death in order to make fun of tommy: no im tommyinnit. pogchamp or something

[ghostly-kal]

Ah, the good ol’ L’manberg days

[alwerakoo]

Consider this, for the "Philza being married to Kristin who is death thing":

Fundy is born dead. He doesn't move or breathe, for about full ten minutes.

Until he finally does.

That night, Wilbur dreams of Kristin. And she's apologizing profusely, for scaring him so much.

But she was just so excited to finally meet her grandson.

[smolgrump]

I wanted to come up with a philza design, so I made a bird man. ft. his giant wife and goddess of death (the tattoo glows when he's healing from damage)

[smolgrump]