Hedgehog Witch

Emery 27 they/them homemaker, needy goblin, hearth/kitchen witch Honestly this is just me screaming into the void

[sleepy-bebby]

[n0nametoday]

I only accept the eggplant based measurement system of animals 

[speakswords]

Alright this is rly sad but here goes. I started doing my once-in-awhile bot purge from my followers list. And. I used to be able to just quickly scan and see the bots. They were the ones with default icons and generator-sounding names like "noun-girl-827". And if you weren't sure, you could click on the blog and it would be immediately obvious it was a bot because there's either just bad porn click bait, or nothing there.

Well. This time I had to give up immediately because I got like ten followers down the list and was having immense trouble figuring out who's a bot and who's real. Never ever used to see this but like 5/10 of the first few followers I checked on had just totally empty blogs. It wasn't until I'd already blocked 2 - assuming bots bc empty blogs - that I thought to check if they had any likes. And bam! There it was. All of their user activity.

We have people on this website now who have never reblogged a single post.

Y'all, I'm sure you're sick of seeing "you have to reblog thing" but you literally have to reblog things. That is how this website works. You understand that, right? How do you think the post you hit "like" on got in front of you? It wasn't because you liked enough things and Tumblrs algorithm figured out what you like enough to hand it to you. It's because you followed someone, a human person, who reblogged that post. And it came from another person who also reblogged it.

You are killing this website by refusing to interact with it in the way that makes it better than the other websites you ran from to come here.

Anyway, I'm sure you're all nice people, but I'm not going to play the "bot or not" game if you have an empty blog I'm going to block you.

[wonderful-emoji]

PSA for newer users

[perpetually-pursued-by-a-bear]

ADHD be like: I need to do do this task before I go to bed. therefore I’ll stay up all night on my phone because I have no motivation to do the thing but I can’t go to bed unless I do it.

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

I laughed a little too hard at this ngl

[breelandwalker]

Listen, as a witch who often wakes up and chooses chaos, I would 100% build one of these in my backyard for normal cooking and brewing activities and wait for the first All-Your-Yards-Are-Belong-To-Us PTA Karen to demand that her kids be allowed to use the swingset in my garden because “you don’t have any kids and CLEARLY that’s meant for children…” and offer nothing but a patient smile as she splutters and demands an explanation for the huge cauldron and the neat pile of clean bones beside the compost heap….

[armedjoy]

"a child's school lunch debt" is a string of words that should instantly radicalize anyone, burning through the fog of bullshit like a ten quadrillion-candlepower spotlight. and yet...

[lettersfrombeachhead]

it’s a pretty simple and unremarkable concept that debt can be accrued regardless of age, actually

[big-robot-fan]

It's also the simple and unremarkable concept that Children need food to live and have no income of their own, actually

[tapacamino]

Nice.

[inkyghostlyrabbit-deactivated20]

they died doing what they loved

[crayonurchin]

when I was driving home today, I saw about 4 old women wearing head to toe gothic gear. Black lace, black facinators, black jewellery, black parasols

And I got super happy, just delighted that older woman in my area feel comfortable dressing in alternative fashion

it was only as i got halfway up the road that it dawned on me they're probably wearing mourning outfits cuz the Queen fukkin died

[empressofthelibrary]

[plaguedocboi]

Seeing a black cat is actually good luck. A frog or toad is also good luck. A leech is great luck

[plaguedocboi]

If you ever purposely harm an amphibian you’re cursed for life sorry I don’t make the rules. If you accidentally harm an amphibian that’s still bad luck but I think the universe understands that accidents happen

[plaguedocboi]

If you see a snail it removes any curses you may have accumulated. This is because snails eat curses

[plaguedocboi]

You should be writing this down

[peachdoxie]

Is that piece of media actually bad or did it just not go the way you wanted it to go?

[peachdoxie]

Is that piece of media actually bad or did it just not live up to the expectations you set for it?

[peachdoxie]

Is that piece of media actually bad or do you just personally dislike it?

[joeyridersvoid]

This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

[natasharedfox]

[butchyena]

dude.

[falseficus]

i knew a surgeon and he once told me “nobodys insides look like how the textbooks say they will. you never know what you’re going to find in there once you open them up” and that was easily the most ominous thing anyone’s ever said to me

[brownheadedcowbird]

when i was taking my first year anatomy lab, we’d occasionally find a cadaver where things would branch off or attach in the wrong order, and when we’d ask our prof about it, he’d just shrug and say “they must not have read the book”

[kinkadinkyy-deactivated20251129]

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023 | dir. John Francis Daley, Jonathan M. Goldstein

[jungwildeandfree]

listen. listen. the point of a dungeons and dragons movie is not that it is good. any movie can be good. the point of a dungeons and dragons movie is that it is ridiculous. it is essential to the Vibe of the dungeons and dragons movie that it must be either played SO straight and solemn as to be hilarious, or it must be absolutely and totally unhinged in tone. from the looks of things they are veering very far in one direction. i am going to watch the hell out of this film.

[addax5]

[exxos-von-steamboldt]

[stormchildknight]

A

[mugwomps]

A Bird of Humour

[elodieunderglass]

I can’t believe OP downvoted this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

atmospheric pressure annoys the hell out of me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sometimes the sky is HEAVY and sometimes the sky is LESS HEAVY, you wake up every godforsaken day not knowing HOW HEAVY THE SKY WILL BE because that dumb blue bitch is a fluctuating MERCURIAL HARLOT and I am SICK OF IT

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the notes are a 3-way-handshake between people with pressure-related joint pain, people with pressure-related migraines, and autistic folks with pressure-related Everything Feels Like Shit Today For No Apparent Reason. you're all valid fuck the sky

[thestrawberrydreams]

Inclusive language is for everyone!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Their boyfriend is their partner why is this hard to understand

[korben600]

Also, “partner” is just a good word? It implies an equal relationship where both of your work together in pursuit of something, whether that be life goals or just having fun together.

It’s a good word. People should use it more.

[transgender-rex]