skeleton smoking a cigar hell yeah dude

cringe is out self awareness of what we consume while still enjoying it is in

[whitepeopletwitter]

Willie Wonka’s House of Horrors.

[horseshitonroute66]

[xenagabrielle-af-blog]

actual ad from when Subaru was marketing directly to lesbians in the 90s

[archival-purposes-only-here-dea]

#is this real

yes! here’s an article about subaru marketing directly to lesbians

This search for niche groups led Subaru to the 3rd rail of marketing: They discovered that lesbians loved their cars. Lesbians liked their dependability and size, and even the name “Subaru.” They were four times more likely than the average consumer to buy a Subaru. […] Subaru decided to launch an ad campaign focused on lesbian customers. It was such an unusual decision—and such a success—that it pushed gay and lesbian advertising from the fringes to the mainstream.

If you’ve ever wondered why people joke about lesbians driving Subarus, the reason is not just that lesbians like Subarus. It’s that Subaru cultivated its image as a car for lesbians—and did so at a time when few companies would embrace or even acknowledge their gay customers.

[solardrake]

[deadeyesopened]

[princesskuragina]

Marriage is about having good sex and committing unspeakable acts of violence for one another

[princesskuragina]

"it's about love" yes and love is tearing a man's heart out of his chest and presenting it to your beloved wife because he dared to disrespect her. And then getting absolutely railed.

[yallidarityforever]

[ereborslionheart]

tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon

[rohirric-hunter]

[shadetree-salesman]

I will not stand by while Grond, Hammer of the Underworld is slandered in such a way! 

[venowyn]

I thought tumblr was safe from Grondposting

[thespectacularspider-girl]

GROND!

[the-everything-man]

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

[transmechanicus]

[randomtechpriest]

GROND GROND GROND!

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

grond is when you gotta change discs on the extended edition. grond signals snack breaks and a refill of the wine. grond is an omen of good fortune and some respect should be put on his fucking name

[vintar]

god bless anime fic

[vintar]

the most common complaint about this post seems to be that i left off bluenette

friends, we are long past the simple halcyon days of bluenette

[vivifromloona]

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

"i have so much to do :///" my brother in christ you are still scrolling

[toxiccaves]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[feraligatr]

[givemearmstopraywith]

enough healing i need to kill

[showgirltv]

[trashboat]

why would i want to get rid of ads on tumblr i never want to miss content like this

this is the easiest to resist ad content on the internet

[couriers-mile]

The “how many planks can you replace in a boat before it’s not the same boat anymore” puzzle, except “how many mods can you install on Skyrim before you’re not playing Skyrim anymore”

[ceilingcow]

The Skyrim of Theseus is my favorite philosophical quandary.

[sindri42]

Fun fact: you can play the entirety of Fallout 3 inside a mod of New Vegas. It’s called A Tale of Two Wastelands and it’s the best way to play Fallout 3.

[therebloggerbird]

I’m sorry I just can’t get over this seal I found on tiktok. Why does it look like that???

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

pretty sure that’s a baikal seal, they live exclusively in a single lake in siberia and have huge fucked up eyes because they usually use visual cues to hunt during the day rather than tactile cues

incidentally, here’s an image of two mandarins in a 1:1 replica baikal seal skull to show how big their eyeballs are

[oracularcult]

bruh you mean lake baikal as in the deepest most fucked up lake in the world

[cadaverkeys]

[norisus]

pls.