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muztardface

gUYS HE'S BACK MY SHAYLAA

eedirth1

i love herrr

twilightofthesandwiches

I fucking love Characterization via Background Design…

inbabylontheywept

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

inbabylontheywept

artists depiction of event

sandersstudies

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

fuitgummyworm

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

fantasticmojo47

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church: w h e r e a r e t h e b o n e s

odin-n-out

Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hungry-hyena

Me, a janitor, sweeping up the vampires ashes: where the fUCk did all this dirt come from

catsark

Btw this is a great time to pivot to the Book Omens fandom where Crowley and Aziraphale will always canonically be alive and well and dining at the Ritz.

nikki-rook

cryptotheism

Listen I am highly critical of psychology as a science and an industry, but it is usually better than going to see an actual wizard.

cryptotheism

Maybe it's just because I live in LA, but I have in fact met people who say shit like "Therapy doesn't work, that's why I pay out of pocket to see the druid."