[wosp-reactivated]

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman-blog]

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[here-by-chance]

im obsessed

[the-real-seebs]

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[bloomingbora]

zkouškový ve mně zanechává jen a jen krásné pocity :3

[nyctibiius]

she has been pickled for her crimes

[guooey]

[sandmanalone]

The spirit of Mouse compelled me:

[flowrx-lu]

Na oslavu měsíce hrdosti jsem dnes obhájilx bakalářskou práci na B.

B jako buzna.

Děkuji za pozornost.

[hejnokavek]

pronouncing the qi in qifrey like it's pinyin

[molabuddy]

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

[toxicworkplaceyaoi]

new fave tweet

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[hejnokavek]

I want to crawl under a carpet and die there like a random bug

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING