"After All This Time?" "Always"

Who needs alcohol when you can have hell in a glass. I play the clarinet. UNO marching band. Bisexual. Halloween is my favorite holiday. So I like divergent, and Harry Potter. I like listening to music and drawing. I'm not very good at drawing, but whatever. Some of My favorite bands are Twenty one pilots, Panic! At The Disco, black veil brides, and Fall out boy. Music is my favorite. Bellevue West alumni. Enjoy my blog.

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thankyou Neonlight The Doomhog for these words

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happy pride month everyone

[kafkas-tuxedo-deactivated202106]

[badjokesbyjeff]

My 72-year-old mother just informed me that she’s going to her first “sex party“ and doesn’t know what to bring.

After some delicate questioning, “gender reveal, mom. It’s called gender reveal”.

[depresseddisneyprincess]

turning the age you thought you’d kill yourself before is wild

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

and every year following is just as wild. like wow. i made it this far? and i'm alive? that's. yeah. not quite what i expected when i was 13. to make it this far.

[funnytwittertweets]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[naomilku]

i love tumblr bc nothing matters here but pictures and inner thoughts

[browngal]

[kata4a]

out: naming girls after virtues

in: naming them after vices

[official-kircheis]

avarice, insolence, decadence, lunacy, vanity, conceit, hysteria, envy, malice, rage would be good goth girl names

[assiraphales]

absolutely obsessed with the way Fahrenheit is legitimately a superior temperature measurements for day to day life than celsius (more precise, accessible, and understandable) but ppl refuse to admit to it bc they’re so caught up with the “silly americans refuse to convert to metric” gag

[assiraphales]

fun little info graph I found

[mylordshesacactus]

[id: three identical number lines with 0 at one and and 100 at the other, labelled “Fahrenheit” “Celsius” and “Kelvin”. The ends are labelled, respectively:

Fahrenheit: Really cold outside - Really hot outside Celsius: Fairly cold outside - Dead Kelvin: Dead - Dead]

[luimnigh]

OP, it's only more useful for Americans because you're not regularly boiling water.

0° Celsius gets you ice. 100° Celsius gets you tea.

It's a very simple system.

[mylordshesacactus]

Genuinely fascinated by this world in which Americans don’t boil water on a regular basis and a thermometer is necessary to know whether water is frozen or boiling.

[foxgirlmigraine]

"is the water in the ice tray frozen yet luv"

"oh iunno lemme get the thermometer"

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[rob-pattinson]

source

[3-oclock-tea]

[omghotmemes]

Ths bishop’s twitter post

[enaroholmes]

I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool

[jellyfish-neo]

[unlimited-memes]

Ben’s restroom

[extra-caffeinated]

Only Bens allowed

[tastefullyoffensive]

[baddadjokez]

Who is Cardi-B's healthy sister?

Cardi-O

[toastbutteregg]

[twocatsinatrenchcoat]

*showers with both male and female shampoos so i smell androgynous*

[twocatsinatrenchcoat]

according to the packaging i now smell like almond milk, jasmine, and sports.