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Made the mistake of browsing the Daenerys Targaryen tag and saw some hate and now I'm Fired Up.
People really be out here hating Daenerys because she was a slaver? Bitch where??? She herself was a slave (practically owned by Viserys) and sold to a 30 year old Dothraki Khal (known for their brutality and savageness) against her will for Viserys' gain. She tried (in the books because Drogo never rapes her in the books) to make the best of her situation. She was a thirteen year old girl who had been terrified and oppressed her entire life by her brother. She was an unwilling slaver, I'll agree to that. She claimed the women in Lazhareen because she didn't want them harmed. She argued with Maggo (?) When he complained to Drogo over what to do with the women (marry them) and Maggo spat at her.
Daenerys at the time was a fourteen year old girl sevenish months pregnant, physically much weaker than her husband and his men (also she's in a male dominated culture where a woman's word is worthless even when she's a khaleesi) what do you expect her to do? Free all the slaves, stop the pillaging etc? Fight against the Dothraki literally double her size??
And the whole Mirri Maz Dur thing - Mirri only offered to help Drogo to do 2 thinks - kill him and Dany's unborn child for revenge. Dany didn't know she'd already been raped. She thought this woman had found it within herself to show a small amount of sympathy to help the girl that had spoken up for her. Do I think Dany deserved gratefulness? No. She shouldn't. But Mirri was only thinking of vengeance (earned, but Rhaego was INNOCENT) and Dany was losing the one man (drogo) that could truly protect her fully in thr situation she was in, and that made her desperate. Dany executing Mirri wasn't a surprise to me. I wanted Dany to execute her for killing her innocent baby JUST because of a prophesy. I didn't care all that much for Drogo on principle.
Also, Dany didn't steal the Unsullied. She freed them using cunning, intelligence, and manipulation. The slavers got what they fucking deserved. They made the Unsullied boys kill innocent babies and strangle their dogs!! They legit tortured them to mold them into the perfect killing machines. It's disgusting and I cheered when Kraznyz was burned. If you say Dany stole them and Kraznyz didn't deserve to die, dont even breathe in my direction.
The same with Yunkai. They force slaves to learn how to be prostitutes. Children. Child escorts. It makes me feel physically ill. And Meereen, too. All those children crucified to scare Dany off weren't chosen because of some imagined slights. They were chosen for the fact they WERE innocent and guilty of nothing for maximum effect. Dany executing the Masters without trial makes sense to me!! Those children were innocent and had done nothing wrong, so why should the Masters be given the same courtesy??? And Dany does think that maybe it was too hastily done, perhaps a bit too ruthless. And perhaps it was. But it was effective.
Wait, people actually argue that Daenerys stole the Unsullied from Kraznyz Mo Naklos in Astapor??? That she went back on her deal? Oh, wow. People out here really arguing in defence of slavers in order to make their "Mad Queen Daenerys" argument true when it's not.
Daenerys could end slavery and liberate everyone not just in Slaver's Bay but also Essos as a whole then proceed to give all of them homes and a source of income with an economy and 1/4 of this fandom would still call her mad for persecuting the Slavers imagine how tired we are
Tywin Lannister can order dozens of his men to gang rape a fourteen year old girl while his 12 year old son watches and nobody will call him mad. Jon can burn Gilly's hand and make her give up her newborn to possibly be burnt at the stake and nobody calls him mad. Tyrion threatens to kill a frightened mute slave girl before raping her and nobody questions his sanity.
If Dany was a male NOBODY would question her sanity. Nobody ever questions whether Rhaegar was fit to rule or his mental state despite his NUMEROUS political fuckups that resulted in the fall of his House, the deaths of hundreds of thousands of men, rape and murder of his wife and children, and death of a teenage girl. There are people that call her mad and cruel for letting Drogo kill Viserys and killing Mirri Maz Duur, but none of them say shit about Robb beheading his bannermen and fucking up an important political alliance or Jon beheading Janos Slynt or Tyrion murdering his father.
Tywin's cruelty far exceeding than of any of the "Mad" kings in Targaryen history is a discussion we'll sadly only be able to have in the mainstream when people pick up the books and don't think of the TV show version of Tywin and even in that he's a fucking demon
Hell, even House Lannister basically being Targaryen lite but much less cooler and far more cunning is a discussion that needs to be had
Cersei is literally fem Aerys II without even having a kidnapping plot to drive her to insanity but the same obsession with wildfire but Dany's somehow mad?
I will NEVER shut up about how overhyped Tywin is and about 70% of the misconception (??? 6 shots of tequila deep atm might be misunderstoodness or something) of his character being this cold, calculating and intensely intelligent girlboss comes from how Charles Dance portrayed that character because Charles Dances has this regal but commanding presence
IN REALITY, if you look at Tywin's ACTIONS, he is very, very predictable. His one solution to every problem in his life? Over the top violence and cruelty.
His wife dies in childbed and leaves him with a deformed son? Treat it like trash because killing it would be kinslaying.
His fathers mistress steals jewellery? Have her make a humiliating walk of punishment all the way through Lannisport that she may or may not survive.
His bannermen refuse to respect him and pay back their loans? Drown the entire bloodline and wipe out every servant, animal and person that belonged to said house
His 12 year old son marries a preteen girl he saved from rapists? Have her violently gang raped in front of him then make his son participate
His least favourite son gets kidnapped? Have his men go raid, pillage, rape and burn the home region of the person who kidnapped him in HIS NAME
His rival, a 16 year old boy, keeps beating him in battle? Have him and his mother murdered and his soldiers murdered and have their corpses desecrated after paying someone else to break guest right
Tywin has one solution to everything, and that is violence. He is a violent, cruel, and ultimately stupid man who, despite crowing on and on about the importance of the family name etc etc, doomed his own legacy by making him and, by extension, members of his house akin to pariahs
His 'legacy' is built on FEAR, not respect.
Take Ned for example- the moment Eddard Stark was executed, his people immediately wanted to go to war and achieve justice for his murder. Years after his murder, there were people wanting to protect his daughters and children and house- because they RESPECTED him.
When Tywin dies? People come calling for loans owed by the crown and disrespect Cersei and Jaime because without their father to install that fear, there is no respect. Aside from Kevan and maybe Genna, there is nobody that wants to genuinely avenge Tywin's death or keep his memory alive because they respect it- Cersei wants to emulate her father because that fear is a useful tool, and Tywin's murder is just another excuse she can use to try turn Jaime against Tyrion and justify her innate hatred of him
I rambled a lot because I am incredibly intoxicated but my point is that Tywin is stupid and bald and old and Daenerys will never be given half as much slack as that miserable old cunt because she is a woman and people hate to see a former child slave bride start bringing down the slave trade and ascending to eventual empress status and godhood
recurring dead wife flashback where it becomes increasingly apparent that the person remembering her has dishonestly claimed a romantic dynamic to their relationship that never actually existed and erased any conflict that ever existed between them now that she's no longer able to say no to them
dead wife flashback where each time we see her she looks more confused and upset by how she's remembered, then desperate and furious, until she's hammering on the glass screaming to be let out
this isn't how it happened. you know this isn't how it happened. but you still keep coming back, keep disturbing my grave so you can play out your fantasies. voyeurs crowding around my autopsy, straining for the best view; pawing through my entrails like grubby butchers trying to find some golden meaning in blood and shit because you can't bear to face the cold light of truth. you just can't bear the thought of never having really known me at all.
Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!
Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.
Modern writing advice: Yes your protagonist should have flaws but ultimately we should root for them and like them from the beginning :)
Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch youāve ever met in your life.
Modern writing advice: Make sure your POV character goes through a significant arc! Make sure they are changed by the narrative! Make sure they learn a lesson!
Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks
Modern writing advice: Itās all about the character overcoming obstacles and learning! They learn their lesson so they can fix their mistakes and make good choices in the future! Itās a character arc! Itās called growth! Readers love it!
Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row
buffy and miss piggy would perform matching synchronized roundhouse kicks on some monster and immediately turn to each other and start gushing about how much they love the other's outfit
dany they can literally never make me hate you <3
I love you āunlikeableā female characters I love you rude girls I love you mean women I love you girl interpretations of the āAsshole with a Heart of Goldā trope I love you women who get labeled Cold and Unfeeling I love you girls who lash out I love you women who lie I love you female characters who make people mad just by existing
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Itās august
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HOUSE OF THE DRAGON: S01E04 | S03E06 |Ā S01E07
This would've done stupid crazy numbers as a redraw format 10 years ago.
What drives me absolutely INSANE about this scene isn't that Zuko caught Toph.
It's how ridiculously fast he reacted.
Okay, this might sound delusional, but hear me out.
Just a few seconds earlier, they were clearly fighting on two completely different fronts. Zuko was up on the rooftops while Toph was on the ground, and both of them were fully occupied with their own opponents (honestly, both looked pretty overwhelmed too).
Yet the instant Toph got blasted into the air, Zuko was already right behind her.
So what does that mean?
It means that even while fighting his own battle, Zuko was still keeping track of Toph. There's just no way he could've made it to her that fast if he'd only reacted after hearing the impact or turning around once he realized she was in danger. They were far enough apart that him just "happening" to be there at the perfect moment doesn't really make sense.
BRO.
To catch Toph mid-air, Zuko had to already know where she was, notice the exact moment she lost her footing, and abandon his own fight almost instantly.
And let's be real, he didn't just run over and catch her after she fell.
HE INTERCEPTED HER MID-AIR.
If Zuko had only noticed Toph falling, he would've run to where she was going to land.
Instead, he caught her while she was still airborne, which means he started moving before she'd even finished her trajectory. The timing alone tells you how closely he must've been tracking her.
What gets me even more is that it doesn't even feel like Zuko stopped to think, "Does Toph actually need my help?"
And that's saying something, because getting knocked around in the middle of a fight isn't exactly unusual, and Toph is probably one of the most experienced fighters on the battlefield.
Zuko didn't gamble on the possibility that she'd recover on her own. He didn't even seem to give himself time to consider it.
The moment she lost her footing, he moved.
"I don't need protection." Vs "I don't care."
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Rewatching DnD honor among thieves and I miss these idiots, I wish the fandom for this movie was bigger because I love them all so much.
i love Millie Alcockās Kara. sheās messy, sheās an alcoholic, sheās rude, she doesnāt have a love interest, she beats the shit out of pedophiles and dismantles their sex trafficking ring in the process. she carries the grief of an entire planet because she doesnāt think Clark, whose heart is so optimistic and so desperate to see goodness in people, can handle it. she gets her hands dirty so that a child doesnāt have to live with the guilt of murder. sheās not ditzy, or just some sexy hero girl for misogynists to objectify and drool over. sheās strong, sheās smart, sheās confident, and sheās good