I'm losing myself

horrible amalgamation of everything i am an adult [less horrible amalgamations: lowresxisuma xisumaworldtour]

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[heroblender]

whar?

[possessable]

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

[pinetreepilgramage]

I thought tumblr would appreciate these images I made a while back

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

[spectroacha]

DOES IT NOT STOP

[joleneghoul]

i think censoring subtitles is actually ableism

[heroblender]

god's toughest challenge: recognising your value outside of education

[heroblender]

when you spend your uni years trying too hard and failing anyway instead of going out and having fun every once in a while

😀

[danwithouttheplan]

stop putting buttons across the entire title bar of windows, I just want to be able to drag my windows around in peace

[danwithouttheplan]

stop rounding the corners of windows, I just want to maximize working area

[heroblender]

I love you ezgif.com we all chant in unison

[insomniac-ink]

Art prompt for Dan and Phil in the Buffy verse? As vampires? Whatever you want to do! < 3

Phil’s matching Buffy’s fit here guys

[heroblender]

> watch: ALARM ALARM!! ABNORMALLY HIGH HEART RATE!!! ALARM ALARM!!

> look at watch

> 80bpm

[heroblender]

how does anyone keep up with anything for even just half a year

[catcrumb]

[heroblender]

when is it my time to go, im ready

[memeuplift]

[mossspores]

life if comes fucks me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Genuine question why the fuck is February only allowed have 28 days? why can't we just give it one of January's and March's extras and even the score to 30. what fucklehead is responsible for this conniving calendar thievery

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

well shit we really did just let the romans get away with any ole thing huh

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm telling you guys. SIX days per week. THIRTY days per month. TWELVE months per year. A thirteenth "liminal month" of five days (six on leap years) between years, which is considered a holiday period.

Six day week is superior to seven because a prime number week is stupid. There's a lot of things that people like to do every second or third day; in a six day week, this is always the same days each week.

All months are the same length. Advantages obvious.

Thirty days is a good round number for a month; it can be divided into so many smaller numbers. Convenient for things that need to be done regularly; you can do them on the same days each month and have the gaps between them all exactly the same.

Every month in a given year starts with the same day. If the 3rd is a Wednesday, every 3rd will be a Wednesday. This is a massive help in scheduling bullshit that ends up happening "second Tuesday of every month" or whatever, and also helps people track regular monthly things (if you have a monthly meeting on the 15th, it's going to be the same day of the week every time). Fitting weeks perfectly into months just offer so many improvements for scheduling and remembering stuff.

The days move back with each non-leap year -- if the 1st of every month in 2025 is a Tuesday, the 1st in every month in 2026 will be a Monday. (This also happens with out current calendar as neither 6 nor 7 fit into 365). This means that if your birthday is on a Monday or whatever, it won't be that way every year -- only the same day of the month WITHIN THE YEAR (2 years in a row for leap years) is the same. (I bring this up because last time I mentioned this people didn't do the math and thought that the days of the week would be consistent across years, somehow, mysteriously).

Holiday transition period between years. You know you want it. People treat the Christmas-New Year's period like this already when their work lets them do it. Make it official.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Crucially, a week is 6 days but we keep the 2 day weekend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

which day we chucking?

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

Saturday

Sunday

Voting ended onApr 14