well

this is awkward.

[maccymacdonald]

1 second of every episode of always sunny in philadelphia summing up how utterly, utterly fucked up it is. beautiful.

[beachdeath]

#i feel like i’m watching a million car crashes all at once

[nbcnightlynews]

WATCH: The Oregon Zoo in Portland was closed to the public today due to heavy snow – but the zoo’s residents had a blast.

[i-hate-vegans-deactivated201910]

Oh my GODD THE POLAR BEAR GOT SOME SNOW HE MUST FEEL SO REFRESHED

[xenosaurus]

relatable seals at the end there

[followmetoyourdoom]

“Hey Joe! Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe look!!! It’s snow!”

[epicwalrus-deactivated20210127]

I need more of this shit!

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Those happy elephant sounds cleared my skin and watered my crops.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start

[paranoidrobot-deactivated201110]

Two churches located across the street from each other.

[silvermoon424]

blua:

[gladiolus---amicitia]

I like to think that Rita Skeeter totally lost whatever renown she had after the war and so Harry and Ginny and the others like to pick up her stories for fun without worrying about the effect it’ll have on their image? Like Harry just idly turns a page every morning and goes, “Oh, we’re getting a divorce.” And Ginny yawns as she fetches two coffee mugs and says, “Is it because I’m snogging Neville?” “No,” says Harry, “it’s because I’m snogging Neville.” And Ginny slams down her mug and says, “Goddamnit, Harry, let me have my affair in peace, would you?”

[aenramsden]

They have this sort of conversation in public, sometimes. Especially in places (the Leaky Cauldron, the Three Broomsticks, etc) where they know that it’ll get back to Skeeter.

[wlkingcontraindication]

I like to imagine that the kids get in on it as well. Like Albus and Scorpius can be over heard in the Great Hall with the latest Potter Family gossip

“Did you hear that your dad is leaving your mum for my father?”

“I thought mum was leaving dad for your mum, Scorp?”

“No that was last week. Your mum is with your aunt Luna right now.”

“Ah, my mistake. Pass the pumpkin juice.”

[freaksandtallymarks]

Please tell me that the cursed child was just another bullshit story that the kids fed to her.

[almostawinchester]

New head-canon: Rita Skeeter wrote The Cursed Child.

[gladiolus---amicitia]

I’ve been ignoring this post in my notifs for ages but this is now the only explanation for the Cursed Child that I will accept.

[missarcheron]

the only headcanon i will ever reblog about the cursed child

[australiansanta]

hey sorry for not replying i didnt want to

[jason-todds]

Steve Rogers in Avengers: Infinity War (2018) 

[sunfortune]

Depression: but make it sexy

[maddygail-deactivated20250513]

Thor Ragnarok: Valkyrie is bi as fuck

Marvel: *through gritted teeth* lowkey

Thor Ragnarok: Yeah, him too

[chloedeckar]

I don’t hate it, by the way. This whole… look.

[gomjabbar]

it’s really funny how many people on here make jokes about anti-vaxxers and flat earthers but they practice astrology at the same time even though it’s literally the same pseudo-scientific bullshit

[aviculor]

Looking up your horoscope doesn’t give kids polio.

[the-gang-makes-a-podcast-blog]

Only real tennis fans can name this iconic doubles team.

[lunapixel]

yea.. i guess you could say im a “hardcore gamer”……

[hashtagloveloses]

this is it. this is the purest photo in existence. reblog for 100 years of good luck

[stability]

im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason

[lostinmysticfalls]

I’m like his mother.  I have to keep him in check. (x)

[mistergods]

[darlinghogwarts]

what if elle woods from legally blonde had been harry’s lawyer during his hearing in the order of the phoenix

[solstilla]

Elle vs. Umbridge is a fight I’d pay to see

[space-snake]

Good pink vs Bad pink

[emmysmusings]

“You can produce a full patronus?”

“What, like it’s hard?”

[sheismysquishy]

Anxiety is panicking about being late and then sitting in the parking lot for 20 minutes because you are so early