Brb Kissing Boys On The Holodeck

MINORS BEGONE I HORNYPOST WITHOUT SHAME IM A GROWN UP Isadore, he/him, 23 Self-made bear in the making Law student, library assistant, Trekkie, avid yet mediocre crafter Husband to the most perfect man and father to the yuckiest cat ever

[masculinity-enforcer]

I think the little girl I used to be would be happy to see me now.

Hell yeah! Sometimes, the princess becomes the knight! That's always the happy ending!

[delusions-of-an-unnatural-man]

my transition goal is to become the kind of of older guy i would've had a crush on as a boy crazy teen girl

[syn4k]

"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok

[fromthemouthofkings]

The fundamental thing about Kim, that I hold ever in my mind while writing him, is that he works very hard to remain composed, calm, boring, to not react, to be patient and reserved and sensible, but he is actually in his heart of hearts a little vain, a little cutting, a little judgemental, and also kind of a little shit, and he absolutely revels in the fact that Harry gives him the chance to air that side of himself.

Kim is somebody who edits himself and redacts himself and controls himself to try to earn the respect of people who do not respect him, to maintain his precarious place of authority (authority that is just handed to people like Harry because of who they are) and grudging acceptance. And Harry does respect him—idolizes him, even—while also drawing out that playfulness in him. And not only that—Harry thinks he's fucking *delightful*. He thinks Kim's bitchy comments are *so* clever and his flyboy shtick is *so cool* and he makes space for Kim to nerd out over mechanics and he finds it so impressive and even endearing. No wonder Kim is down bad for him. I think we can reasonably infer there have been precious few times in Kim's life when he had that kind of unqualified respect from someone who just openly digs the shit out of him.

[dotsdrawsss]

current fixation hitting so hard had to create an art blog-

[muppetshow2026]

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

[b1adie]

[cannibalchicken]

[cannibalchicken]

[varijacija]

[floorsalad]

[killlyourproducer]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

[c3rvida3]

My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

[itsbasil]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I continue to run into people that are confused as to why Americans have screens on our windows and it’s really quite simple.

Bugs

Diseases carried by bugs

Other assorted wildlife such as dogs and teenagers

[pokemonfrommemory]

Smol

[homunculus-argument]

The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

[byjove]

I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

[cungadero]

sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation

[bbnotumbl]

[loufofbread]

kitten

[loufofbread]

man. what on earth.

[loufofbread]

ok i flipped it. sorry

[sticky-noting-posts]

Tummy pats for kity