Hey, its Hillcat!

30, hotel front desk, undermotivated witch, bisexual widow, black cat goth gf, fiber artist, and aspiring therapist.

[shiftythrifting]

You better believe I got this plush crab slap bracelet!

I need like 12 of them

[deadgodjess]

she took the wife in the divorce

[corpsecowboy]

i get to see sturgeon every weekend so i made this:)

[chitterchitter]

[nipuni]

🌧️ it's been raining a lot this week

[sometimesanequine]

you could say i have a passion for graphic design

[teapotofmadness]

Me when there’s a good drink:

[ursiday]

Ghost kitty

[ex-riddlecats]

[thewoodbine-deactivated20241020]

Tashlich is a Jewish new year ritual of casting off the previous years sins/worries/fears/etc in the form of throwing bread into a river and this year about fifty jews watched in disbelief as my dog slipped quietly into the water and began pac man style sucking up chunks of soggy floating bread and we were absolutely powerless to stop her

[neenarchive]

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

[neenarchive]

[nudityandnerdery]

Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.

[nudityandnerdery]

Look, I know we don't want to admit that our heroes can be flawed, but this isn't just people baselessly picking a rich person and saying they're a billionaire.

Don't hold back. Gomez will respect the revolutionary fire burning in your heart!

[bravelion96]

The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family

[anderjak]

honestly, you'd break his heart if you said you WEREN'T planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. they'd be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each other's eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.

[krudman]

[vanillye222]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[mutant-distraction]

[anglaised]

my pussy ferocious theykeep it at the zoo

[kuromi-hoemie]

my pussy atrocious it sounds like kazoo

[segamascott]

my pussy precocious it says how do you do

[kuromi-hoemie]

my pussy mitosis

now there are two

now there are two

[pangur-and-grim]

also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse

[the-sea-wolfe]

Not gonna lie, that made me do a double take.

Not because of the vet wrap, it's great stuff and I keep some at home myself for first aid purposes.

But because that colour is considered euthanasia green in a lot of vet clinics here including mine and we ONLY use it for animals we are euthanising. We will literally continue restraining a squirming dog or cat while someone restocks the drawer if we open it to find only the euthanasia green vet wrap than use this because we consider using it for a healthy patient to be a bad omen...

[pangur-and-grim]

they're going to put me down? :(

[shadow-dio-sama]

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