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I have a lot of regrets; one is still being on this website.

[27-umbrellas]

The Hargreeves as weird medieval paintings

Klaus, Ben and Five:

Grace and Diego:

Luther:

Klaus and Cha-Cha:

Allison and Luther:

Diego and Hazel:

Vanya and the world:

[gay4klaus]

I’M OBSESSED WITH THIS SOFT BOI LOOK

[bentacleshargreeves]

Vanya: [writes a book about her life growing up in the Hargreeves household, revealing how her siblings were massive assholes]

The rest of the Hargreeves children:

[nyctosaurid]

it’s really common for all animals to act like dogs in fiction and I always assumed that was the case with stuff like frozen and santa’s reindeer but i had no idea domesticated reindeer really do just look like that

[lucidnee]

its 2017 men still don’t understand the concept of “tell a girl if all you want from her is sex and don’t pretend you want more” and their dumbass response is “ok but they say no” LIKE SURPRISE!!! Women are allowed to say no to you if they don’t want just sex! SHOCKERRER THEY CHOOSE WHO THEY ALLOW ACCESS TO THEIR BODY WOW. WILD CONCEPT!!

It’s ppl out here who want casual sex find them! Don’t trick someone who told you I want more into thinking it’s more. You piece of shit.

[closet-keys]

I feel like literally all conversations where women give basic advice to men on common decency follows this pattern

Women: hey, you should actually communicate your intentions so women can decide for themselves if they want to do what you want. don’t try to trick, manipulate, or coerce women into doing what you want.

Men: Okay but if I don’t try to control women and instead let them decide for themselves, then they might decide to NOT do what I want. So obviously that strategy isn’t logical. God, women’s advice makes no sense at all. 

[striders]

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

[girl-in-the-hitops]

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

[earlvsunsets]

me, turning up my headphones after being confronted with any minor difficulty in my life: it’s just me and you now gerard

[parkinglotfistfight]

Went record shopping today

[icarus-milano-deactivated202103]

What’s

What’s on the record?

[lyingpink]

Exactly what you’d expect!

[sterlingarcher]

I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone

Theyre gone

[moonshinezombie-deactivated2020]

We’re still here.

[veronicasantangelo]

who said that

[bonglordcatra-deactivated201909]

fuck this and fuck you im going to watch total drama worldtour

[lesbianshepard]

male villain: i’ve killed and manipulated people for my own betterment and feel no remorse

me: wow i wonder how our heroes are going to take this guy down! he’s evil!

female villain: i’ve killed and manipulated people for my own betterment and feel no remorse

me: 

[minotauri]

some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/

[toastbutteregg]

this is my life in summary

[ironicugly]

Class and sophistication

[visually-enjoyable]

[nonespark-blog]

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

[surprisebitch]

power move

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn’t too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like “hey… i think… i died… and now I’m in a parallel universe… and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universe” and he was just kinda like “alright, you do that”. And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like “damn… why are there so many of you… there’s like 5 many of you” and she was just kinda like “alright, you do that”.

Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like “how ya feeling son” in the dadliest way possible and I was like “MAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE I’M STARVED” so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say “I’m good I can do this” and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler “WHATS UP FUCKS” to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look.

So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says “hey are you going to order or what”. Keep in mind I’m on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say “shush man I’m trying to do fruit science”, and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said “yeah give me a smooth regular” which for the uninitiated, isn’t actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the “boosted” smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made “lightning noises”.

So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says “how ya feelin?”. Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say “there’s these fuckin… tiny sheep in my head” which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them).

Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldn’t find the status update bar) that read: “i just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juice”

This may be the funniest thing I have ever read. There are actual tears coming out of my face.

[lordmeowdemort]

Marshmallow tacos

[noctomania]

just watch and you will understand

[ambris]

I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t that