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@hiddenwaterglass
The last time I saw an advertisement and thought “oh I want that!” was when I was like 10. At this point advertisement feels like harassment to me. They know we all know who McDonald’s and Coca Cola are and yet they spend millions on advertising them every year anyway. Yes I’m aware advertising does work, yes advertising does get people to buy your products, but when I see how every space inch of our lives is being taken up for advertising I just want to scream
HETALIA IS REAL????????
yall know exactly what article that just got everywhere im refering to.
oh btw im posting this on my throw away account because recently people irl have been following me and i dont want people to know
Have y’all been seeing this story about this kid who CLEARLY has ARFID?
I’m super angry with how his situation is being portrayed....
Hello. Someone with arfid here using a throw away account. In some of the articles, they actually do recount that the boy did have ARFID. My heart goes out to him because this is my worse nightmare. The boy is suffering and now he's being use as an example. I thought that was how I would go
one part of the male gender role I can’t stand is thinking that being irritating and pissing women off is funny???? every man I’ve met thinks that’s hilarious and gets mad when I’m not into it. like why did no one teach them to shut the fuck up
Throw away account but
There is this one guy who loves seeing me embarrassed and i never realized how messed up it was until recently
Everytime i talk about our friends, he will get something I said and put out of context and threaten to tell said friend.
Whenever I skip some pages of my sketchbook while showing him because it's private, he will insist on seeing it.
It makes me so angry that instead of respecting me and my space, he wants to violate it as if he's forcing his way in to get to know as much as he can about me.
When playing a bard, cut out the middle man and seduce the DM themself.
I tried. I use to think the DM was hot, but then I found out she had a girlfriend. Thank God I don't have a crush on her anymore
some update art fixed it
Raise of hands if you will cry if RDJ will not play Tony Stark in the (possible) 4th Iron Man film
my sister who doesn’t even like ironman says that if RDJ doesn’t play tony stark that it won’t even be iron man anymore.
RDJ is only perfect Iron Man!!
I can totally see Tony Stark puling out since the people he works with aren’t paid enough.
it’s tumblr instant messaging and it’s free for only like a day longer so go
im sorry i keep on rebloging this BUT MY FOLLOWERS GET IT GET IT NOW if it sucks you can blame me GET IT WHILE ITS FREE
LAST DAY
it’s tumblr instant messaging and it’s free for only like a day longer so go
im sorry i keep on rebloging this BUT MY FOLLOWERS GET IT GET IT NOW if it sucks you can blame me GET IT WHILE ITS FREE
LAST DAY
Hey everyone! As I stated in a previous post, I kind of fail at life and my first giveaway got pushed back…so, I’m doing a bigger one than I’d planned to make up for it!
What you’ll win:
~A $50 shopping spree at the online fabric store of your choice. Shipping included in that cost.
~If you’re following me, I’ll buy you $20 worth of thread to go with it, too.
Please read all of the rules before entering.
***There will be only 1 winner!***
Rules:
- You must REBLOG this post. LIKES don’t count!
- You don’t need to be following me (but you’ll win more stuff if you are!)
- No Giveaway blogs allowed…because that’s just tacky ;) Side/cosplay-only blogs are okay.
- Reblog as much as you want, but let’s keep from spamming our friends, hm?
Winner Details:
- Ask box MUST be open, and you have to be willing to give your address. I’m not a creeper, I promise ;)
- Contest ends on May 1st. I’ll announce the winner on May 1st at 6:30pm EST.
- If your ask box isn’t open, I’ll pick another winner. Winner will be chosen with a random number generator.
- I’ll be ordering the fabric from whatever site you want and having it shipped directly to you. So it’s not coming to me first. No middle-man! (That also means I’ll only ship where they ship, so pick your website according to your country!)
- If you have a specific project in mind, I’ll be more than happy to help you choose the right fabric :)
The only stipulation is that I have to have 200 followers by May 1st. This shouldn’t be hard…I’m in the 190’s right now! Happy blogging, and good luck!!!
GUYS I’M ANNOUNCING THE WINNER TOMORROW SO GET YOUR REBLOGS IN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! LESS THAN 24 HOURS TO GO! =DDD
Hey everyone! As I stated in a previous post, I kind of fail at life and my first giveaway got pushed back…so, I’m doing a bigger one than I’d planned to make up for it!
What you’ll win:
~A $50 shopping spree at the online fabric store of your choice. Shipping included in that cost.
~If you’re following me, I’ll buy you $20 worth of thread to go with it, too.
Please read all of the rules before entering.
***There will be only 1 winner!***
Rules:
- You must REBLOG this post. LIKES don’t count!
- You don’t need to be following me (but you’ll win more stuff if you are!)
- No Giveaway blogs allowed…because that’s just tacky ;) Side/cosplay-only blogs are okay.
- Reblog as much as you want, but let’s keep from spamming our friends, hm?
Winner Details:
- Ask box MUST be open, and you have to be willing to give your address. I’m not a creeper, I promise ;)
- Contest ends on May 1st. I’ll announce the winner on May 1st at 6:30pm EST.
- If your ask box isn’t open, I’ll pick another winner. Winner will be chosen with a random number generator.
- I’ll be ordering the fabric from whatever site you want and having it shipped directly to you. So it’s not coming to me first. No middle-man! (That also means I’ll only ship where they ship, so pick your website according to your country!)
- If you have a specific project in mind, I’ll be more than happy to help you choose the right fabric :)
The only stipulation is that I have to have 200 followers by May 1st. This shouldn’t be hard…I’m in the 190’s right now! Happy blogging, and good luck!!!
GUYS I’M ANNOUNCING THE WINNER TOMORROW SO GET YOUR REBLOGS IN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! LESS THAN 24 HOURS TO GO! =DDD
btw im still in the RP im just finding a good time to come in.
I remember my first eagle ceremony when I turned nine. The first eagle you get is always declawed, which I always thought was pretty inhumane, but it was a good way to ease into caring for the birds. My eagle (named Baldy, because I wasn’t a terribly clever child) was already quite old when I received him (he was a rescue eagle, luckily) but I did have him until I was 16. I don’t know if I was more excited about getting my drivers license that year, or my new eagle! You should have seen the party we had when I got him, too! Grilled hot dogs and fire works and lemonade…. obviously I named my beautiful new eagle Freedom. He’s too big to keep inside anymore, unfortunately, but we’ve got a pretty comfortable roost for him on our apartment’s balcony.
Ah, yes, the eagle ceremony! My Justice and I remember his quite well. (They had just come out with telepathic link transplants when I got him, which is how I know he remembers it.) Our celebration was quite modest, compared to Freedom’s—apple pie under a cloudless summer sky as we signed our Declaration of Interdependence. I still have the inked and talon-pierced document hanging on my wall.
what is this
Get out Canada
I was so scared during my pet eagle ceremony I almost threw up. But Stonewall Jackson and I have been best friends ever since. My dad and grandfather built a really massive roost behind the house for my eagle and my sisters’ eagles. Stonewall always waits for me when I get home from class since schools are getting so over protective and strict these days and won’t allow eagles indoors. Which just goes to show how much we’re bubble wrapping kids today. Back in the day, if you couldn’t handle a few stitches because you pissed off the wrong kid’s eagle, you had to just man up and learn your lesson!
Ooo, I never miss a chance to tell this story! I had a rather unusual first eagle ceremony. The traditional giant American flag that you wave around to summon your eagle had been severely damaged the week prior (a ceremony that had not gone according to plan, but the child only suffered minor talon wounds. The flag took the brunt of the attack). Anyway, I couldn’t use the normal flag so we had to search ALL OVER for one suitable for eagle summoning. Unfortunately the stripes weren’t the correct shade of patriotic red so everyone was worried an eagle wouldn’t show up at all. I had to stand in the middle of that wheat field, the wind creating amber waves out of it, shaking that flag in the air for over three hours. Everyone was just about to give up when suddenly Patriot appeared out of nowhere! He came to me so quickly it was like he was apologizing for being late. And we’ve been together ever since.
Some people think it’s excessive to have two eagles. But what can I say, I’m a two eagles kind of guy. Well, I can say, “You must be a terrorist to call me out over my excesses,” but I digress. We don’t have many open fields around here, so I got Liberty by waving my flag atop a decommissioned WWII aircraft carrier. I was kicking a couple of boxes of tea into the harbor for good measure, and there she was. I loved her so much I repeated the process a year later and got young Colbert here. It’s hard work, raising two eagles, but I have two shoulders, after all. Besides, I know that the secret to happy and healthy eagles is plenty of Bud Light.
Oh man, the eagle ceremony. I was a weird fucking kid, okay, so I was totally sure that the eagle ceremony wasn’t just going to net me my eagle and deepen the mystical bond between a citizen and their country, I thought I was going to get to turn into an eagle too. So me and my mom and my dad and my little brother are all standing in the old civil war battleground, surrounded by the ghosts of our fallen soldiers, and all and the problem here — it’s not usually a problem because I make sure to shave my beard off twice a day, three times on sundays — was that I am, actually, born on the fourth of July. So it wasn’t just one eagle that showed up, it was pretty much every big old patriotic warbird in Missouri, all flapping around confused and pissed off, their innate senses of direction completely fucked up by the way firecracker babies warp America’s natural system of ley lines. And I was six, so grabbed the flag and ran with it over my shoulders, rippling in the wind, thinking it was going to turn into wings for me and I would go be an eagle with all the other eagles. Instead I just got mobbed by a freaked-out mess of nationalistic avians who all weighed more than I did. I lost half my nose and my whole left arm and spent most of fourth grade in reconstructive surgery getting machine guns welded on to the shattered remains of my ulna. Completely missed my little brother’s eagle ceremony, which I will always regret, but it was all worth it to have met Columbia. I never did turn into an eagle on the outside, but I like to think those long hours in the hospital, feeding her rubbing alcohol and my own blood, have made me an eagle in my heart.
I remember my first eagle ceremony like it was yesterday, There was a huge storm that day and my parents tried to make me wait a few days until the storm subsided. But I was not waiting to get my eagle. So I stood out in the field closest to my house. Thunder rumbling, lightening cracking, and hurricane force winds, but I stood my ground. I was getting me eagle that day if it killed me. I raised the giant american flag as high in the air I could and began waving. The flag was hard to hold with all of the wind, and water the flag was soaking up. It was getting harder to hold by the minute and the storm was getting worse and worse. I was beginning to loose hope that my eagle would ever come. Then as the lightening flashed and the thunder boomed its loudest and its brightest, I saw Bravery flying towards me. So strong, young, and majestic. We both braved the storm to find each other and to this day we are best friends.
wait did I make a meme when did this happen
aaah my eagle ceremony. My eagle attacked me and we both fell in the water and Noble was still attacking me. He is a tuff guy and we have a love hate relationship. BUT LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY SISTER’S STORY So my mom being Cuban and all for the ceremony she brought the wrong flag. So instead of an eagle a shark fell out of the sky out of no where. So he was yelling “DONDE ESTA TUS BALSAS?!?!” (where is your raft?!) and she was saying ” but i didn’t come here on a raft i was born here.!” so now she has a pet shark named Eagle. Nobel and Eagle always fight each other.
the turn of a door knob
Meulin turn the corner to go to your favorite spot in the aquarium. Here she could get a full view of a reef look-alike. As you put your stuff down you find a nickle. Not a penny A NICKLE. "must be my lucky day" she said to herself. Once it droped to the floor it rolled under a door that shall not be enterd. BUT THAT WAS A F*CKING NICKLE YOU NEED ALL THE LUCK YOU CAN GET. You go chase after it only to be stoped at the door labeld DO NOT ENTER STAFF ONLY
question for anyone who uses tinychat:
does audio work for video group things? i’ve only used it once before and it didn’t have sound. since i have skype, i don’t use it ever, but for the people who don’t have a skype and i would like to video chat with *cough* jessica i wanna know if i can still hear their lovely voices
CROSSING IT OUT AND COUGHING DOESNT MEAN I CANT HEAR YOU WOMAN
*cough* i think she’s on to us
Due to the high amount of unused URLs on Tumblr, whoever does not reblog this by June 38th, 2910 will be sent into the Hunger Games, and be forced to fight against eachother until the last URL wins.
reblogging because of the source omg
i was like “oh hahahaha why would anyone reblog this? ” THEN I LOOKED AT THE SOURCE
REBLOGGING BECAUSE OF THE SOURCE XD;;
SORRY GUYS NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES!
reblogging because of the source ok
THE SOURCEEEEE !!!!!!!!!
Off your hat to Tumblr staff. You’re awesome, end of the story
