idk

rant

[coughloop]

Me: oh yeah, that's rich coming from you

Guy who ejaculates coins and small bills: can we talk about something else

[jotaillustrator]

[tenorgender]

hey girl are you a boy. would you like to be

[tenorgender]

oh my god this is literally just the plot of ouran high school host club isn't it

[ptactwo]

i hate these modern all-plastic playgrounds for kids... safety blah blah blah, they're ugly

[ptactwo]

i know that children crave steel and iron

[priestessamy]

I guess the bots were like…hibernating through the winter because I had a really blissful period of no mysterious new followers, and now they’re back in droves.

[scholar-of-imagination]

they gave up tumblr for lent

[thememedaddy]

[parallelunivrses]

[ID: tweet from @ warnerbff reading “talking to someone with the same interests as you and realizing they’re a casual enjoyer while you’re deranged” End ID]

[areallycreativeusername]

[kari69a-deactivated20220420]

[bug-mp3]

they should make it easier

[mommy-mortis]

what?

[bug-mp3]

Everything. All of it

[grecoromanyaoi]

its always some fucking day in some fucking month in some fucking year isnt it

[nicoleanell]

happy fucking day in a fucking month in a fucking year day

[snudibranchs]

tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry

[lonestatus]

the for you page

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[aurorae-nox]

This is probably the best thing I’ve learned from Japanese Bloodborne players.

[eightplustwelveistwenty]

aaaa so arcane on my dick

[asundergrowth]

Call beyond these nuts g

[strawberrynesquikphilosophies]

@demilypyro

[kayzis]

one of the best parts of the Dinner is that there was no asset to make a salad so if you zoom in on aymeric's plate you can see it's a scaled-down grassy hill

ayo what the fuck

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

me outside at night: hm. what's the scariest image I've ever seen

[twofingerswhiskey]

people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

[witchwardian]

I've seen enough.

[bbtree]

it’s not 240p vision it’s free bokeh

[charlesoberonn]

For those who like me didn’t know what bokeh was

[evilvillain123456789]

my urine is always, always crystal clear. like a mountain spring. can you say the same?

[prrb]

No i piss like im spraying fermented brown mustard outta my cunt

[niedopalek]

goodness gracious

[self-loving-vampire]

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

[shapeshiftinterest]

song: in the hall of the mountain king

[sol1056]

that is honestly one of the best-timed and best-edited videos as if the music were made for the text or the text were made to the music and perfectly

[plumslices]

I think lip balm should be free

[therealsoulofmo-deactivated2023]

And lipgloss

[grippysockgang-deactivated20230]

And housing