why catch feelings when you can catch fire

artblog is @kishigay-rohan lmao there's nothing on it yet links for mobile users (in progress)

[higashikata-josugay]

im 99.99% sure no one is going to see this and im totally okay with that but i just wanna say bye to this blue hellsite forever and good luck to anyone staying lmao

[exoergic]

[ouijasexting]

im fucking crYIN G omfg

[corrwill]

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

[higashikata-josugay]

why did i think of them when i first saw this shit??

[weirdmageddon]

[waterrgenasi]

hi uh this is just a psa

IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE IM ANTI-MAP IM ANTI-KINDERGENDER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS

PUT ME ON THE ANTI MASTERLISTS!!!!

IF YOURE A PEDOPHILE BLOCK ME!!!! IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIST BLOCK ME!!! IF YOU BELIEVE PEDOPHILES BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY BLOCK ME!!!!! IF YOU’RE A MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON OR WHATEVER BLOCK ME!!!!

BASICALLY IF YOU’RE AN ADULT WHO IS ATTRACTED TO MINORS AND/OR BELIEVE YOU BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY SMACK THAT BLOCK BUTTON!!!! I DONT WANT YOU INTERACTING WITH ME OR MY POSTS!!!!!! BYE!!!!

[devotedlycolddreamland]

Playing Stardew Valley

[chellyfishing]

they’re both like 30

[destinyrush]

Happy Pride Month! 🌈

[destinyrush]

Edit: an anon said that “Game Face” is actually about Fallon Fox, a transgender woman.

[askjaelyn]

Moonlight is also available on Netflix now

[10oclockdot]

Saying that man and woman are the only genders is actually LESS nuanced than saying that earth, water, air, and fire are the only elements.

[afniel]

This is fantastic.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The division symbol, ÷, is just a blank fraction. You replace the dots with the numbers.

[bisexuanal]

[vimoradi-deactivated20180806]

it’s just so funny how you can just click with some people but not others, like you can meet a new friend who completely gets you in like 2 weeks and yet have a parent or relative who still doesn’t know your simplest likes and dislikes after 20 years. its weird

[glutko]

yoshikage kira

[digitalaberration]

@kousakukawajiri

[porunareff]

JJBA characters + text posts: Part 4 edition

[thenatsdorf]

“Mmmuah!” [note: turn on sound]

[toshio]

[lizzibennet]

if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass

[noiz]

This is my bible. Bye.

[sephielya-deactivated20161001]

Anyone else read this with the stereotypical Japanese “punk” accent?

[fangfotographie]

I didn’t just read it in the accent. I felt the accent. 

[anathemarmotqueen]

i

[kbnet]

絶対必要な単語。ｗ

Also good ones:

ざけんなよ。 zakenna yo. You gotta be fucking kidding me.

そんなばかな！ sonna baka na! That’s ridiculous!

出てけ。 deteke. Leave.

何ってたか、てめえ？特殊作戦群の卒業クラスでは一番だった俺は無数のアルカイダに反して極秘の使命に関わったし、公認キルは３００人以上なんだぞ。游撃戦兵で、自衛隊の最高の狙撃兵だ。てめえなんてありがたりの目標、それだけ。間違いない、この世に見たことない正確にぶっこわすぞ。ネットでそんな悪い口なんて許せると思うのか？考えなおせ。話しながら日本中のスパイネットワークを呼んで、IPをたどってるので、嵐のために準備を。生活と言う可哀想さの殲滅を持ってくる嵐だ。お前はもう死んでいる。 nan tte ta ka, temee? tokushu sakusengun no sotsugyou kurasu de wa ichiban datta ore wa mukou no arukaida ni hanshite gokuhi no shime ni kuwatta shi, kounin kiru wa sanbyakunin ijou na n da zo. yuugeki senbei de, jietai no saikou no sogekihei da. temee nante arigatari no mokuhyou, sore dake. machigai nai, kono yo ni mita koto nai seikaku ni bukkowasu zo. Netto de sonna waruiguchi nante yuruseru to omou no ka? kangae naose. hanasinagara nihonchuu no supai nettowaaku wo yonde, IP wo tadotteru no de, arashi no tame ni junbi wo. seikatsu to iu kawaisousa no senmetsu wo mottekuru arashi da. omae wa mou shindeiru. What the fuck did you say about me you little bitch? I graduated top of my class in the JSDF Special Forces Group, and I’ve been involved in countless secret missions against Al-Quaeda, and I have 300 confirmed kills. I’m trained in gorilla warfare, and I’m the top sniper in the entire Self Defense Force. You are nothing but just another target. Make no mistake, I’ll wreck you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think I’ll let you get away with saying shit like that on the internet? Think again. As we’ve been speaking, I’ve contacted my network of spies across Japan, and your IP is being traced, so get ready for the storm. The storm which will annihilate the pathetic thing you call your life. You’re already dead.

[bunnyclown1975]

thank u

[i-ship-it-rough]

OMG I FOUND IT AGAIN

[sleeping-mara]

@pompadere