i hate the show how i met your mother with all my heart and am actively trying to forget the experience of watching all 9 seasons of it but when they said there that no good decisions were ever made after 2 a.m.? 100% right
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i hate the show how i met your mother with all my heart and am actively trying to forget the experience of watching all 9 seasons of it but when they said there that no good decisions were ever made after 2 a.m.? 100% right
reblog if you fully and intentionally are referring to aspec people as well when you use the word queer to refer to the community
my partner once said, "if you have to explain your sexuality to straight people, you're probably queer"
why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
March 15 again and here we go…
michelle yeoh becomes the first asian and only the second woman of colour to win best actress at the oscars
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???
OFC YOU DO
YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????
"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."
YEAH???????
WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO
Beep boop! I look for
accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.
NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD
“Beep boop! I look for
accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
It’s full circle now. He did it, by god he did. What a little champ.
It’s full circle now.
He did it, by god he did.
What a little champ.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
the horrors are endless. but we stay silly :3
Thanks, staff.
What a great time to reblog this
I block 4 a day sooooo yea this is ACCURATE
Today I learned that there was a cheese goddess (from the podcast Gastropod’s “Say Cheese” episode), but more importantly, she was worshipped by trans and GNB people.
Emergency cheese facts!
Jew: we have active shooter drills in our synagogue because the threat of antisemitic violence is real and constant. I wish people took antisemitism seriously.
Jew: I got called a kike as a kid and classmates threw pennies at me. I wish non-Jews would realize that this is an ongoing problem.
Jew: a guy on my street got beat up because he was dressed as an Orthodox Jew. I wish news of this ever spread beyond Jewish communities.
Jew: someone on my college campus is handing out recruitment flyers for the American Nazi Party, and I got messages in my inbox of graphic Holocaust imagery. I wish people listened when we told them this was happening.
Jew: my synagogue hired an armed guard for my children’s Hebrew school after a terrorist murdered a bunch of Jews at a baby-naming. I wish people treated this as more than just a one-time occurrence, because it’s not an outlier.
Jew: my Polish grandfather’s grave was smashed and graffitied with political slogans that have nothing to do with him. I was kicked out of an LGBT space for displaying a symbol of my religion and culture because projecting a straw-man political identity onto me is an effective way of ridding yourself of Jews while pretending you aren’t racist. This goes on constantly and I never feel safe in any non-Jewish space.
Non-Jew: umm sweaty actually nazis hate all of us :))) you probably didn’t know that tho :) asking us to lift a finger to help is literally identical to the oppression you complain about :) even the fairly performative act of simply spreading Jewish voices by reblogging a Jewish post is like, basically asking us to walk into Auschwitz :))) I’m sure you understand :) I hate nazis tho
There are levels of who Nazis hate and Jews will always be at the top. Why? Because us goyim are also antisemitic, just slightly less than Nazis. We are all ingrained with antisemitism. Some of it is even unconscious (I didn’t know lizard people was an antisemitic trope until well into adulthood). Privilege means not always being aware of your prejudice.
Before WWII, all of Europe and the USA hated Jewish people. The Nazis just hated them more. Just enough more that they used them as scapegoats to justify genocide. We’ve started doing it again.
Us goyim can’t say “Never Again” unless we’re willing to stand up to our own.
Stop calling people goyim. You want to stop the violence? You need to step up and say we’re all in this together. Stop separating yourself from everyone else.
Stop using hateful words for people who aren’t like you. Goyim may just mean “not jewish” but it sounds like nigger or kike or slant eyes or cracker or any other bigoted word for someone else. There’s a saying about glass houses and stones that springs to mind here.
Marginalized groups having a term for people who are not marginalized does not make that term a slur, even if it is used angrily at times.
I tell kids in 3th grade that if you call someone something they don’t like, then you are in the wrong.
They can usually understand it.
But apparently marginalised people get to call others something they don’t like to be called, because of …?
I have lately seen so much apparently pro jewish blogging, that makes me think it’s actually made by antisemitic people who want to enrage everyone else. This is one of those comments. I have since I was introduced to antisemitists been vocal against antisemism and loved to share. But due to this underhand antisemitic propaganda, I now roll my eyes and scroll past just like I roll my eyes and ignore people who call me stupid or fat.
So… we’re literally supposed to stop using our own language, a word that literally just means “nation”, because bigots don’t like it? And you think that siding with the people who literally say, “Stop speaking your own language, I think you’re using it to disparage me!” is NOT an antisemitic stance? And equating it with 3rd graders calling each other names? Yes, marginalized people get to use their own language to describe their experiences, even if the people who are not part of that group don’t like it. That’s part of the experience of being a marginalized group.
Lockwood & Co. Season 1 (2023)
Take what you need, and pass it on ❤️
pain relief
rest
stability
happy stomach
calm mind
a comforting presence
Vivaldi played by the South African elementary school Goede Hoop Marimba Band
Turn ON the sound
Slow down, turn on the sound and take a couple of minutes to enjoy this!
Let me tell you something that makes this even better: Vivaldo worked for 30 years as the music teacher for an orphanage. Most of his compositions were written for the students there, both boys and girls; the boys were taught trades, and the girls got a musical education that was an advantage to making a good marriage. Many of the girls became part of the orphanage choir, which was quite famous. Imagine something like Father Guido Sarducci presiding over a co-ed Facts of Life, and you’ve got Vivaldi’s actual life.
That video there? That’s what Vivaldi had in mind. That’s what he would have wanted. The Red Priest, as he was known, must be smiling in heaven to see this.
“You cut up a thing that’s alive and beautiful to find out how it’s alive and why it’s beautiful, and before you know it, it’s neither of those things, and you’re standing there with blood on your face and tears in your eyes”
— Clive Barker (via princess-mary)
This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨❤️👨.
Who cares what society thinks relationships should be like. Don't be afraid to have strange and unusual relationships with the people around you. Ask someone if they wanna pretend to date for fun. Kiss your homies goodnight. Buy your friends flowers and nice things. Who cares. Love your friends. Be a flirt. Be a whore. Be silly. Be free.
As per my last clay tablet,
CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!
This consultation with my viziers could have been a clay tablet