Lazy Hiccup Clone

Where to start... I am a currently 33 year old female artist that lives in California. As you can see from my title, I resemble (to an extent) and cosplay as Hiccup from the first How to Train Your Dragon film, and I am kinda lazy.

[hikaritakahashi]

I guess a FAQ post?

I’m really sick of getting asks from anon that are NSFW in nature, or about something that is not my profession. 

Question: Do you have a foot fetish? 

NO. If that is your thing, that’s fine, but PLEASE understand that it is NOT my thing. 

Q: Do you model? 

I am a cosplayer, not a model. My cosplays are of SFW characters, and the closest I’ve gotten to “sexy” characters was cosplaying Yoko from Gurren Lagann and creating a Spyro gijinka girl. 

Q: What can I expect on this blog? 

Primarily, I am a fanartist, mainly posting Megaman X-related work. Between art posts, you’ll find mini-rants related to my life off the internet, or headcanons for the games and shows I’m interested in.  

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[neurovarious]

idk if anyone whos following me has experienced the sudden flood of scam bots mentioning you and several other random people in posts asking for donations, but i sure have.

i got tagged in the replies of a post which had 4000 notes but almost all of them were like 5 different bots spamming mentions in the replies. definitely not suspicious at all...

anyway, just making my point that these are Scams, and if you dont want to be tagged in them, be sure to go into your settings and change who can mention you on each blog you have.

Mobile: settings wheel > account settings > mentions > tap blog of choice > dropdown

Desktop: blog settings > scroll down to mentions > click the dropdown

"everyone can mention me" is the culprit here i do believe, so turn that shit off. and do this with ALL your blogs, i got tagged on my art blog as well.

[hikaritakahashi]

Thanks so much for this!

[hikaritakahashi]

The spam bots are starting to irritate me. Lately, I've been getting notifications where they've tagged me in their posts. It was one thing when they would just follow my account, but this is just ridiculous and aggravating.

[bleugioh]

absolutely fucking not. quite literally nobody is asking for this you depraved soulless corporate slimeballs

[artifexvigen]

Literally anyone in favor of this idea is going in my book of grudges.

[hikaritakahashi]

[tubi]

A story about a boy who wore his movie fandom on his head.

[thechaoscoven]

I’m all for body horror but what the fuck is this ad and why does it look ai generated

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: *is watching butterflies when he hears the sound of scraping across the floor*

Wally: Phew. *wipes his brow, standing beside a group of monoliths* Well, those are allllmost done.

Frank: ...question; why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your doorway?

Wally: *politely* There's eight actually but the last one is still in the basement.

Frank: Question; why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths?

Wally: *politely* They're actually a really dark purple.

Frank: Question; why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage?!

Wally: *politely* Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em.

Frank: Question; why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths?!!

Wally: *shrugs* The heart wants what the heart wants.

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[sadakotetsuwan]

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

[spider-artdump]

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[sunlit-mess]

emotions be damned

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: Things are constantly happening and I would like for it to stop please.

[fma-omakes]

Volume 14 - Extra 

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[carpecake]

Not worth taking the risk

[artifexvigen]

let’s give it a shot

[astrodidact]

[intheheartofman]

[wonderwanda]

I reblogged this yesterday, but I want to reblog it again. Diabetic ketoacidosis turns your blood acidic and will essentially burn you from the inside out.

The stories you hear of people dying from rationing, this is what happens to their body.

Affordable insulin isn’t just a right, it’s a necessity.

No one should have to die like that when it’s preventable with access to proper medication.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[fandomnerd9602]

Oh I’m not risking it! I’ve seen Holes and know the risks!

Keep those yellow spotted lizards away from me!!!

[firegal19]

Don’t know who this girl is. Don’t care. I’ma reblog this before something bad happens

[rejoiceesstuff]

I love myself and my family way too much for me to just scroll past this

[mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415]

OOHHHHH THAT LADY ALR

[mersinia]

I’m not sure who this is but I’m also kinda scared so reblogging to not fail my 2 exams

[very-real-australia]

not risking it

[all-save-challenge]

Madam Leota (yes the Haunted Mansion character) ain’t got nothing on her🙌

[datlokibumtho]

Can’t risk it, got enough problems without curses, and I know better than to keep scrolling past old Romani women with madame at the beginning of their name.

[artifexvigen]

not fucking risking this shit.

[pencileyed-crow]

Ok tumblr. I need you to understand. When I scroll through the tag “Wally darling” I want to see images and art of Wally darling. Not some horny fuckers cock that just used that tag because women won’t talk to them