Necrofantasia

Kirby / they/he / 🇲🇽 / born in December 1999 / Sidebar Image By @Doobashmurp

[doctorcurdlejr]

Billy......

[dilf-in-peril]

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

[sm64mario]

which'a worse, landlord or oil baron?

[sm64mario]

this is'a nice

i'a like you'a thinking

[sm64mario]

waluigi'a definitely doing it the evil way though

[waluigioilofficial]

Yeah dude fuck you too.

[mosslingg]

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

[mothtowers]

jesus was kinda danganronpa executed since he was a carpenter who was nailed to a board

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[backsack]

the nintendo switch's primary purpose is to be a background prop in furry porn

[fairycosmos]

i literally can’t believe the way people used to lust after benedict cumberbatch on here

[bungerc0re]

you can add shorts or panties to a nude mechanical creature to make it clear you are a senseless pervert

[tearlessrain]

funniest possible site to get this on

[leafdlc]

bring back his corpse it livened up the place

[pseudomantis]

Why do they keep taking away their swag/cuteness

[pseudomantis]

The raptors one is the most painful one for me they literally had a dinosaur playing basketball in their logo maybe the coolest thing in the fucking world and they were like let's get rid of him

[a-book-of-creatures]

[grrwoof-woof]

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

[aliferousmetal]

[weepingwidar]

Liu Yin (Chinese, 1984) - Vegetarian Eagles Plundering Innocent Turnips (2025-2026)

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[yorickless]

there's this account on bluesky that just randomly samples the last reply someone made before getting blocked by the person they were replying to and it's a really good gimmick blog concept. I don't think tumblr data is public enough to make this possible here unfortunately. some samples:

[top-lil]

Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.

Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Down with Cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by going for their faces. After figuring out what’s happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of him. He was quite injured but I called 911 and he made a full recovery at the hospital. I was fine, with only a cut on my arm that they patched up.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 4th of april, 2015.