Hippo Shit

“The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual, crime.” margot 26 they/she/it 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️Ⓐ☭

[xx-lampladyswansong-xx]

american psycho if you were watching it in the homestuck universes

[summonfish]

[freak-phone]

i cant breathe

[lolt64]

which means if i chunk this rock at him

[domicileensnared]

Reminder that this was so iconic that when Dragonball FighterZ released, one of Krillin’s moves is just “overhand chuck a rock” and it’s one of his best moves for hitting the opponent on their wakeup

[cryptotheism]

Stop clicking on my thighs. Bro my cum meter isn't moving. You need to click elsewhere.

[foulserpent]

AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS

”Jesus Christ, what is that?”

”How is it alive?”

"What does it want?"

”Will it hurt me?”

”Will it hurt my children?”

It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!

Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.

[tf2heritageposts]

millions of american soldiers die every year trying to rocket jump. thankfully their lives are worthless

[exquisitesmut]

[s-------i-------g]

If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack 🫡

[avvrat]

THERE IS A KOREAN SAYING

[downwithpeople]

[imathers]

[finder-plus]

[finder-plus]

#i choose to believe this is actually in the soundtrack

Good, because it is, it's Crazy Frog Racer 2

[finder-plus]

#the funny thing about crazy frog racer is that every course is the same track #you just take different paths on it

Luckily, this is Crazy Frog Racer 2, also called Crazy Frog: Arcade Racer which has different tracks.

[hippopotagriff]

Crazy Frog Racer 2 has the same track layouts as the first one, just with different aesthetics

[fodsley]

as i watch dungeon menshi im starting to think that maybe laios didnt actually say this

[finder-plus]

[finder-plus]

#i choose to believe this is actually in the soundtrack

Good, because it is, it's Crazy Frog Racer 2

[stupidestasshole]

i was today years old when i learned scooby dol was actually a human dog trapped in a coma

[briannyssey]

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

[zenaidasden]

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

[transfemininomenon]

dark souls 3 is ten years old ????

[transfemininomenon]

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

[caintooth]

I WIN EVERY DAY