emily

[stuckinapril]

girl are you okay? you’ve been consuming so much media lately that you haven’t allowed yourself to feel one single human emotion for months

[virginiaisforhaters]

well considering the linear nature of time and aging id love to hear the alternative 

[virginiaisforhaters]

[thenearsightedmicroraptor]

If you have a little cat. And you come home, from outside. Remember this: they cannot ask you questions in the way another human can. And you cannot tell them things the way you can amswer another human. So when they sniff you. And you let them sniff you. That's them asking about your day.

[ethnostates]

real friends will copy your serial killer patterns when the police have you in custody so that the police think there’s no way that you’re the killer because you were in jail at the time of the murder

[chuuwantcookie]

why does literally no one talk about hozier being a flat earther lmao

[chuuwantcookie]

sorry guys my new years resolution was to start a disinformation campaign

[jackmeatington]

[dick-flavored-jellybean]

[thaibrator]

ok im done talking about lady gaga………….for now…………..

[6937529469274696869-deactivated]

me while my best friend gives birth

[pussysestra]

great opportunity to sing born this way

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Grandmas FTW ✨

[dunroamins]

Okay but for people who struggle with their co-ordination (me): GAME-CHANGER

[anais-ninja-bitch]

fuck it up granma

[auckie]

Tbh I love checking my email

[auckie]

[auckie]

[maliketh]

masterpost

[funny-tik-toks]

[vuupi]

noooooooo you killed him

[frogmoss1]

this is what doctors do to you when you’re on anaesthetic before you wake up

[justlookatthosesausages]

I am not ready for the mood guys

[beautifulminduglythings-moved]

[tyrannerdsaurus-rex]

Me:makes a reference only i get and then laughs about it because i saw what i did there

[jasonptodd]

Me receiving affection: ☺🌷😌️👌❣💕🎉💛🎊💞🎈💖💯‼️ Me replying to affection: haha ur gay

[twicetagramjpg]

[santanalopez]

I would have suffered it all, just for the tiny chance to be standing up here marrying you. A Wedding (February 20th, 2015)