My Little Paper Crane

18+. My bunny’s master and their sweet little princess. They’re just the cutest ever and I love them to pieces! 30. Queer. Taken.

[taffywabbit]

the dark lord's about to get more got than they've ever gotten got before. and THIS lil buny's gonna get 'em

[katieaki]

I’m afraid that when I say “my butch,” people, especially straight people, are hearing “my daddy.” That’s fine for many. But when I say “my butch”, what I mean is:

[ninjasmudge]

ive been in here so long........

[xenosaurus]

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

[xenosaurus]

@yupekosi your tags have created such a beautiful world

[great-and-small]

Gopher tortoise walking towards me on my walk lol. I love these guys

FWC says we can’t bother gopher tortoises but clearly there’s no law on the books saying they can’t bother us

[jackalopescruff]

When i said im doing it Coyote style did u think i was kidding??? im fucking animal style in here you stupid sonuvabitch

[jackalopescruff]

im a freak. im a dog. im knotting her from the back. ill kill you

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

Old Man

[depsidase]

[headdunk]

great image, helpful infographic. that being said this is the most useful reaction image ive seen in my life

[baradragon]

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

[sappharic]

life would be so much easier if i could choose to put my boobs on or not in the morning. surely that's the average titty experience

[negatinginfinity-deactivated201]

[asras-archive]

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Books for general reading always smell bad; the odor of common people hangs about them. Friedrich Nietzsche (1828-1900)

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)

[Tolstoy’s War and Peace and Anna Karenina are] loose, baggy monsters. Henry James (1843-1916)

Henry James writes fiction as if it were a painful duty. Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

[aromanticduck]

[heresylog]

I’m honored

[delgado-master]

Idk if it counts as a gimmick blog when you literally became a nun over it

[nocturnalrangerlibrarian]

She took the bit to it´s logical conclussion

[thelatestkate]

Shop , Patreon , Calendars , Mailing List

[ratslutcontainment]

"I'm normal about the concept of ownership" <- guy who wants to be collared and leashed and caged and held and pinned and kept and loved and told mine mine mine and not let go ever forever until the end of time

[vivapinatafanfiction-deactivate]

sick burn

[whalebiology]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS VIDEO FOR MONTHS

[redstonedust]

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

[foone]

I keep having to stop writing books because the languages they're half-written in went extinct.

[bimmyjimmy]

he likes to sit with me while i try to knit

[leafcabbage]